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Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.
[Scene: Rosss Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]
Monica: I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Joey: (entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?
Joey: To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!
Monica: Oh. (Holds on to it.) (To herself) Youre not gettin it.
(Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and uses it to get up on the counter in order to clean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain. That doesnt work so she sticks her head between Brendas legs. Suddenly Brenda changes her stance and traps Monicas head between her legs.)
Brenda: Whats going on?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room.]
Monica: Fine. (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts her pink bra strap on the way.) Shes wearing my bra!
Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on were a team! Were in this together!
Monica: Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at womans breasts all the time!
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look.]
Brenda: Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch.
Brenda: I think I know whats going on here.
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns.]
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Joey: I know! I found it on the street.
Ross: Okay, break-ups still on!
Phoebe: Well, Ursula is a waitress and-and she lives in Soho. And Phoebe, (pause) is on this couch.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee. Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel.]
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Ross: Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom!
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV]
Monica: Oh come on, its only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?
Rachel: (on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, its perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!
Ross: Hey, come on in.
JOEY: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.
Ross: Oh come on, not again.
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Joey: I put it on to scare Chandler!
Rachel: Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
Mr. Thompson: Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch.]
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Chandler: Come on Monica, its our Valentines Day. Please? Please-please, please?
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
Chandler: Not even on page 7?
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Rachel: Chandler, dont worry! This doesnt make you any less of a guy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does! (Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.
Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, its nothing! Monica, come on!
{Transcribers Note: For further reading on the above story, please check out The One Where Joey Moves Out.}
Rachel: Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.
Phoebe: (coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
Ross: Okay. Sure. (Sits down on her bed.)
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Ross: Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!
Rachel: Yeah, so lets get started on the wedding plans!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Chandler: Oh, I got some thoughts on that.
Ross: Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Joey: Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl.
Ross: Anyone else? Huh? Bring em on!
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]
(He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.)
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
Chandler: Hang on, she’s right here. (he enters the living room and hands the phone to Monica) Someone's on the phone, for ya.
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Chandler: Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!
Phoebe: Yeah, just, okay, look I'm going. Um, come on. Op, op, behind the pillar, which way am I gonna go?
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Rachel: Yeah thats right! Come on Joey; sex me up!
Phoebe: Come on, its not that big a deal!
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Phoebe: Come on, take em off!!
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
(Chandler picks up a basket from the table and puts it on his head.)
Chandler: Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!
Joey: Yeah! Come on.
Joey: Fine! (He slams on the brakes, stopping the car on the bridge to the sound of numerous car horns.) Get out!
Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.)
Joey: Just pull on it.
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
Richard: You were gonna propose? (Sits on the arm of the couch.)
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
Rachel: Uh-huh, go on.
(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
Joey: Yeah! Look! (He throws some of his spaghetti on the floor.)
Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...
Chandler: You're not actually supposed to stop on the bridge.
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]
Chandler: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out.
Ross: Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!
Phoebe Sr: (entering) Hi! Whats going on?
Mr. Geller: Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick? (Looking a toothpick)
Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, theres cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
Phoebe: Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go! (She bangs on the cabs roof and it pulls away.) (To Ross) You didnt get the annulment?!!
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Ross: (coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
PHOEBE: And he's going to be paying this woman? Why doesn't he just give her like a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top.
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Chandler: Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!