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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]
Rachel: Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
(Someone knocks the door, Joey goes to open it and Ross is on the other side)
Ross: Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Monica: I dont know. I guess the other people just dont care enough.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Phoebe: Okay fine! Fine! Well just have to think of some other way to put the whole Who came onto who, thing to rest! Come on now, think!!
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
FBOB: I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walkin' around the neighborhood but apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Rachel: (stands up) Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.
Ross: Theres other stuff too.
Phoebe: Umm, wow. This-this isnt gonna be easy. Umm, I dont think we should see each other anymore.
Chandler: (to Ross) See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
Mr. Treeger:: Huh, I wouldve thought it was the other way around.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
(They open a cupboard which, amongst other things, contains a chest of drawers)
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Phoebe: Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea.
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one.]
(Ross tries to clear off the pool table by knocking the balls to the other end of the table, but they all bounce back, and he frantically starts to throw them into the pockets.)
RACHEL: Well, then, you'll just have to eat the other lamps.
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
(Chandler and Monica walk over to the kitchen-counter and leave their keys. Then the other four pick out their keys and leave them as well.)
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
(Chandler and Joey smile, but when Ross turns away look at each other with looks of horror.)
Rachel: With my alignment. Ive got one leg shorter than the other.
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
(They both growl and hiss at each other and then kiss passionately again.)
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
(Rachel and Monica look at each other, and agree on something without saying anything.)
(He now turns to the other side, which also starts spraying his face and front.)
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you cant have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you shouldve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll.]
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
Ross: Come on, there are plenty of other women out thereok? Just - just forget about her, ok? Just, she's off limits.
Phoebe: Thats short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Alice: Right, not just that. Umm, even though we love each other as much as we do, none the less
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
BIG BULLY: Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
(Ross and Chandler look at each other and hug as well.)
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Mike: How do I and Joey know each other? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody has asked me that.
Ross: Ehh, I dont, I dont think so. Shes already talked about yknow, dating other guys.
Joey: Your other student, was you!
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
Phoebe: Oh Jim, Jim Nelson Im Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.
Phoebe: Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.
Rachel: Awful, absolutely awful. (Plus other negative comments from Phoebe and Monica.)
Joey: Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country.
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Joey: Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. (Note: Actually, I think every guy is thankful for thongs. That and spandex. J )
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Waiter: I dont know. I think maybe one of them is dying. (Pause) I kinda hope its the girl. (The other waiter is shocked.) The guy is really cute!
Joey: Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because were really good friends.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Chandler: Pheebs! (He goes over and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.)
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Monica: Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.
(Ross and Rachel look into each others eyes and kiss.)
Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Joshua: and even though none of the other kids believed me, I swear to God, that duck pushed me!
Phoebe: Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?
Phoebe: Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!
Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you don't live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (pause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) What's a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.