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Chandler: Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Chandler: Muskogee! That's like four hours from Tulsa. Woo hoo! TV announcer: And heres the float with the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives .
Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
Joey: Well Ross was hangin out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from Chandler....
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
MONICA: Stop sending food to our apartment.
RACHEL: Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, we've been dating for six weeks.
Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
Phoebe: That fan kinda looks like ours. And the birdcage and the wait a sec! This is our exact living room!
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart.
ROSS: C'mon, what, you never think about our future?
Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, Ill see you in our room.
Chandler: Damn those robots, theyre supposed to be our faithful servants!
JOEY: It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives..
Chandler: Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back.
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, Im gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
ROSS: I think we proved our point.
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Ross: Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.
Mr. Zelner: Ive asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.
Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
CHANDLER: Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Ross: Look, Im not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
JOEY: Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option.
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Ross: Well Im, Im a little slow. (To himself) Just as our children would be.
Phoebe: Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!
Matt: And then sometimes during the show yknow but youre like, the scenes going one way but youre just tempted to say something another time. Like, do you remember that one where Monicas baking cookies in our old apartment?
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
ROSS: [pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?
Joey: Oh! Maybe its because Im on television. Im an actor on Days of Our Lives.
RTST: Our FDA approval didn't come through. Something about laboratory rats.
Mr. Thompson: Our next item is the romantic trip to Paris. (Pause.) It goes to Emil Alexander high a high bid of 2,300.
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Chandler: Youre our age!
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.
Chandler: Well I think its safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but yknow I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? Cause weve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Yknow, I know for me(Notices a pair of mens pants on the chair.) Nicks pants?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
CHANDLER: Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Ya know, because I think actually mine's growing back.
Monica: Theres our star!
Chandler: Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...
Chandler: Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Alice: (Starting to cry) Oh, we have our babies.
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Cashier: I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, youve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything youre particularly proud of?
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Monica: And a lot could still get in our way.
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Joey: Look, you wanna use our place?
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Tommy: Ill get our seats.
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
Joey: Our place, the hall! I...
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
Phoebe: Yeah, its for our catering business!
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Chandler: You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Allesandro: (entering) I want a retraction! Our food is not inedible swill!
Phoebe: But Mon, you have to get our money!
Monica: Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
Phoebe: Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together.
Rachel: Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Monica: I lost our mattresses.
Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?