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[Scene: The Theatre, at the post premiere party. The gang is already there, except Phoebe. Joey runs in.]
[Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling with her English truffle. Joey and Ross, anxious to leave and go to Janines party, are egging her on to hurry up.]
Phoebe: Oh wait, I change my mind! (She slams the door on them.) Okay, let's talk about the party! I have so many ideas! (Holds up a cocktail napkin.)
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
(someone knocks on the door) Oh, great. More party boys for Chandler!
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Chandler: I can see it now, "Look dad, its the Sphinx!" (Does that party noise again.)
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, and a little seed money for the party. (Holds up $40.)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
Melissa: (quietly) Im a party planner. Ill see you tomorrow. (Exits.)
Monica: What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party room. Both with funny hair-do's and clothes)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
Phoebe: Yeah. Okay. Umm, yknow, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy youre marrying.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Joey: Oh, were having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)
Ross: Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.
MONICA: Ya know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe it's a little quieter, less obvious sorta fun but, you know, if people would just give it a chance... [volleyball hits her in the head from behind]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Joey: Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!
Phoebe: Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party.
MONICA: No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]
Joey: All rightoh! Listen, I know this is your party, but Id really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Chandler: See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.
CHANDLER: Oooh, Rich is goin' to the party too, huh?
MONICA: Ok, the first person's most embarassing memory is, 'Monica, your party sucks.' Very funny.
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons party. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
Joey: Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rosss bachelor party. Ross is thanking Joey for the party.]
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Rachel: Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still dont have a guest list.
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Monica: My surprise party!
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]