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Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Janice: Where is this party?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Janice: Who's party is it?
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
[The One With The Fake Party]
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Monica: So-so there is no party.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
[Back in Monica's party]
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler.]
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]