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[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Flashback to Chandlers thirtieth birthday party. It is also being held in Monica and his apartment. He is about to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.]
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Chandler: Thats still yours. Okay, now remember its a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised.
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Monica: My surprise party!
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
RACHEL: What party?
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
RACH: So, how was the party?
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Janice: Where is this party?
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Janice: Who's party is it?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
[The One With The Fake Party]