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Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Monica: My surprise party!
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
RACHEL: What party?
RACH: So, how was the party?
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
Janice: Where is this party?
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Janice: Who's party is it?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
[The One With The Fake Party]
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)