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Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
RACHEL: What party?
RACH: So, how was the party?
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
[Back in Monica's party]
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Janice: Where is this party?
Janice: Who's party is it?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
[The One With The Fake Party]
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
Monica: So-so there is no party.
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?