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Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Phoebe: Oh wait, I change my mind! (She slams the door on them.) Okay, let's talk about the party! I have so many ideas! (Holds up a cocktail napkin.)
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
[The One With The Fake Party]
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
[Back in Monica's party]
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler.]
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Rachel: No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
[Back at Monica's party]
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Joey: Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]