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MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
MONICA: Ok, the first person's most embarassing memory is, 'Monica, your party sucks.' Very funny.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
MONICA: Ya know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe it's a little quieter, less obvious sorta fun but, you know, if people would just give it a chance... [volleyball hits her in the head from behind]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
RACHEL: What party?
RACH: So, how was the party?
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Janice: Who's party is it?
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Janice: Where is this party?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
[The One With The Fake Party]
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler.]
Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.