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Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Rachel: No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
RACHEL: What party?
RACH: So, how was the party?
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Janice: Who's party is it?
Janice: Where is this party?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
[The One With The Fake Party]
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?