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Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
[Flashback scene: 80's College party.]
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party room. Both with funny hair-do's and clothes)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Monica: So-so there is no party.
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
[Back in Monica's party]
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler.]
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
Rachel: No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
[Back at Monica's party]
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
Joey: Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Chandler: Yknow, that party wasnt bad.
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Joey: Hey! Its your bachelor party.
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Chandler: Hes at a dinner party.
Chandler: This is the worst bachelor party ever!
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
ROSS: It wasn't so much a party as...a gathering of people, with food, and music, and, and the band.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Waiter: (with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly?
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]