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(And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultees presence.)
The Dry Cleaner: Yes, it was very offensive to my people!
Ross: Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyesDo-do you want to make out?
Rachel: I feel like were the only two people in the world. (She sets down her wine class, picks up a walnut, and knocks another one on the floor.) Oops. Sorry. (She reaches down to pick it up and Ross hands it to her. Ross is hiding under the couch and causes Rachel to scream.)
Female Clerk: Yknow, there are two people who could put your picture up there. (She makes eyes at him.)
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Monica: Its hard for some people!
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
CHANDLER: Well the people in my group wanna spend the holiday weekend with their families.
MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
Monica: I dont know. I guess the other people just dont care enough.
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Chandler: Really? In front of all this people?
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Monica: People are supposed to wanna hang out here!
Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Chandler: (suppressing a smile) What I do do is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
MRS GREEN: I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.
Ross: People can hear you.
Rachel: Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. (Chandler eyes her and her toes.)
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Phoebe: I dont know, I hardly ever say that about people.
Rachel: Yknow, you should never be allowed to talk to people!
Amy: Not that great. It's almost if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly.
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Eric: (finds it) What a relief. It has all the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.
Chandler: Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?
Chandler: I dont care! (turns around and to the people watching them) I dont care!!
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.
Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
CHANDLER: It's about cutting my people a little slack, ya know, for morale. Look, if you wanna see some rough numbers, I can get them to you by Wednesday.
Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering.
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
Joey: (returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns left to Phoebe�s chair) Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!
Rachel: Little village people.
Joey: Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Ross: I need juice! People need juice!!
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
Amy: Yeah well, at least now people will know she is a girl!
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk.]
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Stage Director: Back on in 30 seconds people!
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? (She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest) Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... (Notices Chandler) Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Chandler: We are bad people.
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.]
Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? What are people doing?
Chandler: People do stupid things when they're upset.
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Ross: People need juice!
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
Monica: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?
Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Rachel: No-no, they're not very nice people.
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?
MONICA: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
(Rachel runs into the airport, trying to catch Ross, moving people out of the way.)
Rachel: I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.
PHOEBE: Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow.
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
Ross: Great! Because people kept showing up, I think its like uh-a thing!
Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
Phoebe: M-M-Mole people?
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!