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(Joey sits down and changes the channel, and we see two people making out.)
Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it!
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Phoebe: No! Think about it, its a taxi that people take when they need to relax, its
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk.]
Joey: Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Stage Director: Back on in 30 seconds people!
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Chandler: We are bad people.
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Phoebe: Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!
[Scene: Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker (Marsha) are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people.]
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? (She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest) Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... (Notices Chandler) Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Chandler: People do stupid things when they're upset.
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? What are people doing?
Ross: People need juice!
Phoebe: Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?
Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?
Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!
Monica: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Rachel: No-no, they're not very nice people.
MONICA: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them.
Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
PHOEBE: Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow.
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.
Rachel: I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
Ross: Great! Because people kept showing up, I think its like uh-a thing!
(Rachel runs into the airport, trying to catch Ross, moving people out of the way.)
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
Phoebe: Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".
Phoebe: M-M-Mole people?
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.
Monica: Oh, it was awful. (To Chandler) I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.
Rachel: Wow! If only more people knew.
Phoebe: Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.
Phoebe: (looks at the paper) Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
Mr. Geller: Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other people are satisfied with staying where they are- I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Joey: Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’.
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.
Phoebe: But people that you don't know and will never see again.
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Rachel: Yes, but still. They're people with eyes.
Rachel: Because they're people.
Monica: Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people.
Ross: Im sorry man. (Formally dressed people start to enter.) Heres a thought. This is the same ballroom. Theres a band. Theres gonna be plenty of dressed up people.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
Phoebe: No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?
Ross: (to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Phoebe: Hmm, yknow theres another word for people like that. Losers!
ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
[Scene: Tulsa, a conference room. Chandler is chairing a group of eight people.]
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
Rachel: (To Monica) Well, people are different.
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Joey: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. (Chandler pours some juice in a glass.) You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.
Rachel: Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Monica: Yeah, but thats pigs not people!
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Rachel: Good day for married people huh?
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Monica: Some people have been saying its yknow little drops of heaven, but whatever.
Chandler: Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.
[Scene: The Craps Table, Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around.]
Dr. Roger: What people?
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?