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'PHOEBE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'PHOEBE' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (smiles) Okay! (Goes to answer the phone.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Sure! Where is it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh! So you're 5639?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Phoebe]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Who was that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Phoebe]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! (She hands the phone to Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Which Richard?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: But again, Simmons. Go on.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: On a totally different bet.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Naked alone time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ah-ha! Okay, (takes out a notepad) Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back. (Gets up and heads aft.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh no. [The patented version.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (To Monica under her breath) Simmons! Go with Simmons!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, London 1…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey! Joey! (They all head over to him, he spots them coming and panics.) Hey! Hey!! Wow! (She hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Why are you dressed as a gladiator?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So you're a gladiator! Wow!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Monica had lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Noo! But that would've been so cool!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I love Vegas!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Thanks.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: But she just came up here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sees Ross and Rachel) Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Phoebe! (They hug.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Hi! (Hugs Phoebe)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! (Motions to her face, indicating all of Rachel's "make-up.")

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(The old lady at Phoebe's machine wins. Phoebe turns around in shock.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ugh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: M-M-Mole people?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Kills you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohhh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: How do you know about this?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Dance karate?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino, Phoebe is playing on a slot machine. Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (seeing her) Get out of here you lurker! (She doesn't move) Go on! Get! (She throws a quarter at her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh! You made up!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh, get a room.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I know. Use it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The slot machines, Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(They start smacking each other's cups, but Phoebe notices a security guard approaching.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I won! I won! I finally won!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (quietly) Sells drugs to kids.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: She sells drugs to kids. (The guard looks at the lurker.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Phoebe: (pointing at Mike and shouting) I sleep with him!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh-oh, chilling!

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

PHOEBE: Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't you just follow me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachel’s hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (She’s knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Phoebe: (Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe’s, Monica is vacuuming.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

PHOEBE: I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Phoebe: I think she means (Imitates) 'You dance

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Phoebe: Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Phoebe: Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: Yeah, I can’t say croissant. (realises) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Phoebe: Ok, well, alright, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine, but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll taking? (all raise their hands).

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

(Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Phoebe: (as Ursula): Yeah, um... (nervously clears her throat) You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Phoebe: You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Okay umm, I’d also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

[Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Phoebe: Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Phoebe: Oui, bien sur je parle Français! Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Okay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Monica, Chandler and Phoebe: YE-AH!

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Theodore: Phoebe, these are our friends, Tom and Sue Angle.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Phoebe: That’s easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won’t open.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Forget her! You enjoy this!! (Pulls him back up and starts applauding again. Joey waves and does a salute.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me, I'm y'know, dilatedamundo!

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing... you know, with the stuff? (Monica doesn't know.) You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know. (sits down)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

PHOEBE: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. MONICA: And the fact that they're both monkeys.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: And we don't want any recognition. This is completely anonymous.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: Morly Safer.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Phoebe: Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan. No, it's... (Laughs the real "plan-laugh.")

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Phoebe: I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Phoebe: Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (Joey makes an `I don't know' face, and looks to Chandler and Rachel, who're also stumped) Okay, no they don't.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future.

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) ‘Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Phoebe: No reason, it’s just I know a single guy that cares about other people.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: You just can’t stand anyone else enjoying themselves can’t you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

PHOEBE: Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Rachel: Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because she’s the only who’s impartial, and she’s so pretty.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Phoebe: (overacting with a song this time) (singing) Gooood luck! Gooood luck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

PHOEBE: OH!! Oh I thought they were just watching me. You know, like at, like at an aquarium, ya know.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh that’s it! That’s it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh… (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that that’s more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Phoebe: Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Phoebe: Wow you guys got a hospital?  Fancy!

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! (Grabbing the phone.) Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

PHOEBE: Ok, Love Story, Brian's Song, and Terms of Endearment.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Phoebe: (To Chandler) We’re practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Phoebe: Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: There-there was a suicide note?! (Ursula nods ‘Yes.’) Well, do you still have it?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

[Scene: Mike's parents house, the dining room. Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: (crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please don’t be a space ship. Please don’t be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that it’s the smoke detector that’s beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in frustration she yanks the thing off of the wall. She sets it down and heads for bed, just as she gets there it beeps again. She opens the cover and removes the battery, but it still beeps.) How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can…

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

Phoebe: What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Yeah, and what a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Phoebe: No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: Well, we didn’t have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Phoebe: And! Y’know what Jake says? That women’s underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Phoebe: Noooo!! Damn you ref! You burn in hell!!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

(Phoebe runs and scores a touchdown.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don’t know where his country is.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cat’s eyes) Oh my God.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Phoebe: Yeah, well, don’t “Aww Pheebs, that sucks!” me yet. (she starts to leave)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh no! That really is nothing, she is very sexually aggressive.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: And you... Your home is lovely.

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Phoebe: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her wrist and tastes it.)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Phoebe: They give you away! There’s just-there’s just too much wisdom in there. (Joey nods in agreement.) Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joey’s grandmother. I’m spelling phonetically.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Phoebe: Uh-oh. She may be onto us.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh, they’re just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Phoebe: I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3