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'PHOEBE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'PHOEBE' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (smiles) Okay! (Goes to answer the phone.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Sure! Where is it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh! So you're 5639?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Phoebe]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Who was that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Phoebe]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! (She hands the phone to Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Which Richard?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: But again, Simmons. Go on.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: On a totally different bet.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Naked alone time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ah-ha! Okay, (takes out a notepad) Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back. (Gets up and heads aft.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh no. [The patented version.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (To Monica under her breath) Simmons! Go with Simmons!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, London 1…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey! Joey! (They all head over to him, he spots them coming and panics.) Hey! Hey!! Wow! (She hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Why are you dressed as a gladiator?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So you're a gladiator! Wow!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Monica had lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Noo! But that would've been so cool!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I love Vegas!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Thanks.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: But she just came up here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sees Ross and Rachel) Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Phoebe! (They hug.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Hi! (Hugs Phoebe)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! (Motions to her face, indicating all of Rachel's "make-up.")

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(The old lady at Phoebe's machine wins. Phoebe turns around in shock.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ugh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: M-M-Mole people?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Kills you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohhh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: How do you know about this?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Dance karate?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino, Phoebe is playing on a slot machine. Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (seeing her) Get out of here you lurker! (She doesn't move) Go on! Get! (She throws a quarter at her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh! You made up!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh, get a room.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I know. Use it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The slot machines, Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(They start smacking each other's cups, but Phoebe notices a security guard approaching.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I won! I won! I finally won!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (quietly) Sells drugs to kids.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: She sells drugs to kids. (The guard looks at the lurker.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is recovering from her false labour.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Phoebe: I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Phoebe: I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

[Cut to Rachel’s bedroom, Phoebe and her are entering. And it’s obvious that she’s not packed.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Phoebe: My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Monica: Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Y’know what? I don’t have time have time to convince you because he’s only here for four hours, and I’m gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

PHOEBE: Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Phoebe: Okay, then I must be disoriented.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are there waiting for Chandler's cyberchick to arrive]

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Phoebe: No, I know! I-I’m sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it’s like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let’s trade!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Phoebe: Yeah, no, I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

(Jamie notices Phoebe sitting at the counter.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Monica: So whenever you’re ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I can’t feel my legs!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Phoebe: Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

(Phoebe turns to leave but notices an attractive man.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Phoebe: So, we realize that—Oh no… (She resets herself) I’m telling it! I’m telling it… (She loses it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Phoebe: Ugh, it’s so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could—(Groans, hacks, and then freezes with her eyes open and her tongue hanging out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Phoebe: Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, there’s cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: You’re the cook! With out you it’s just me driving up to people’s houses with empty trays and asking for money!

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Monica: My God, Rachel, I can’t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, I’m so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there’s the added mystery of who gets who.

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Phoebe: That is nice and we’re done. TADA!

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Rachel: I have so got it. There’s gonna be rumours about this, there’s no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in…(Realizes, that Chandler starts to not believing her) I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Phoebe: Now, we can kick anybody’s ass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Phoebe: Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

[Scene: Ross’s birthday, his car is still trapped in it’s spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Phoebe: Peace Corps, really? (Ursula motions, "I don’t know.")

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Phoebe: That—It’s not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he’s very special to me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, ‘cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! You’re so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I won’t.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Paolo: Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe!

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Cups? You're giving me cups?

"Friends", season 5, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler's new window office, he is showing Phoebe around.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Phoebe: I’d better go. (She goes and sits down in the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here: I don’t want to miss the fight.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Phoebe: Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha! (He leaves.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Phoebe: Okay, scarf’s done. (It’s not really a scarf, it’s just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just then, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandler’s.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Phoebe: You don’t know him. It’s not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like she’s pregnant.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Don’t you give me any of your—Hey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Phoebe: She untied his G-string with her teeth. (Pause) Somebody stop me!

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Phoebe: ...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!"

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Phoebe: That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I’m-I’m mad at you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: You know, I'm always right about these things.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

[Scene: The Charity Event, they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Relax, it’s not like we’re forking.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: (to Ross) I’m telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: No but at Monica’s you can eat cookies over the sink!

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Phoebe: (entering) Found the vest! I mean we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it, y’know make sure we don’t lose it again…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: No! No!! It’s me! It’s me! I-I didn’t want to make any noise!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry…

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone. Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it. Phoebe tries to steal some.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Monica: Oh honey, we’re close now but you-you wouldn’t believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....(Phoebe shakes her head like she doesn’t understand) That’s where the waistband actually goes over your head.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Monica: Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend (to Phoebe) and Mike's friend (Mike is sceptical).

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Phoebe: He said, "Nice to meet you Glenda." (They stare at her, dumbfounded) Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name?

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe while cutting a sweet potatoe in the air: No you're all about the fun.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Phoebe: Well, at least you didn’t rent yours from a store called, "It’s Not Too Late."

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what I’m talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldn’t have given you the puppy first.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y’know, it’s been a while since we’ve screamed something. Maybe we should.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Phoebe Sr: All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Phoebe: If I haven’t said it before: she’s a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which she’s been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? What’s the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, it’s nice! May I try a pink one?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Phoebe: Y’know she might not even notice he’s gone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: You know what, I’m gonna do that, I’m gonna call him up, and I’m gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin’? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? It’s Rachel Green from Bloomingdale’s. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we—(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, let’s see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. I’ll see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) You’ve done that a thousand times?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Singer: Okay, my next song’s called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldn’t Have Left You That Way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Phoebe: (grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1