words in movies
PHOEBE: Oh, I would love to have kids. . . you're, you're the, you're, me play the songs that I will write for them.
PHOEBE: OK. [they kiss] OK, alrighty, let's play some tunes. Hi everybody, I'm Phoebe
PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
ROB: The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.
SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three Ps of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah whos started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)
Joey: We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)
Ross: Okay. All right. So lets see, lets play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, well kick off.
Chandler: What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay!!
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Phoebe: You are really good! I play a little guitar myself.
(The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emilys hand, but she snatches it away from him.)
Phoebe: Why, do I have a feeling thats not as happy as it sounds? (Joey points out one going into the chipper to her, as this haunty, demonic music starts to play in the background) No! Nooooo!!! (she winces in horror and hides her face against Joeys shoulder, as she sees the tree spit out from the chipper.)
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Monica: Wow! Thats great! Dad must really like you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play.
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
PHOEBE: Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
Chandler: Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.
Ross: (To the rest of Central Perk) We're rehearsing a Greek play.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Ross: No, women are welcome to play.
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Chandler: (running up) Hey Joey, do you wanna play football or you wanna.. (sees Marhan) Hi, Im Chandler.
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
The Director: Stop!! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! Ill see you in the morning. (exits)
Joey: Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!
Joey: Okay uh, look I know youre a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff
(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.
ROSS: [impatient] Play it.
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
Chandler: Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking): "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Joey: That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
CHANDLER: Don't play with his things.
CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Rachel: Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
Chandler: No, no, no, I dont, I dont really wanna play.
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Chandler: Okay, lets play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe!
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
Ross: Um, Monica and I arent supposed to play football.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Ross: All right, were gonna play.
Chandler: Yeah, all right, Ill play.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
Rachel: Are you gonna let me play?
[The next one is from Episode 322: The One With The Screamer, its the end of Joeys play.]
Ross: Right. Okay, lets play. Lets go.
Monica: Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?
Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
The Guys: (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
Chandler: Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
Ross: So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]
(He starts to play music.)
Ross: (sarcastic) And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie!
Rachel: We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe theres a like league we could join or something.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Joey: No, they-they werent in the play.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out of his pocket.)
[cut to the end of the play]
Ross: No-no-no, I-I wanna play.
[Scene: A Theatre, Joey is arriving to rehearse the play hes in.]
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
Joey: (to Ross) Wanna play strip poker for practice?
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Phoebe: So, Im here, ready to play.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
(She hits the jukebox Fonzy style, and Its That Time of Season starts to play, as they start to kiss.)
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is arriving, late.]
[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]
Chandler: (interrupting) Oh my God! Play!
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Ross: Well umm, yknow, I used to play.
Joey: So the ah, plays pretty great, huh?
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.