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Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Phoebe: I know. Its just yknow usually when youre, when youre done with the pregnant thing, yknow, then you get to do the mom thing. Im gonna be yknow, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.
(Carol takes off her jacket, her pregnant belly is exposed.)
Phoebe: Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, cause Im pregnant.
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and its positive. Monicas pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she wont be totally alone.
Ross: Carol's pregnant.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Ross: Pregnant?!
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Joey: C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Monica: Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel.
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Joey: Hey, listen, lady....(sees that she's pregnant)...whoa.
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
Joey: You got pregnant for funny?! Dina if hes funny laugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Joey: What? I I just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Ross: N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get married just because shes pregnant, okay?
Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And Im still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
Phoebe: Yeah thats right Chandler does still think Im pregnant. He hasnt asked me how Im feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Phoebe: Being pregnant is tough on your tummy.
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.
Monica: No! Joey and Ross dont know anything and Chandler still thinks that Phoebes pregnant.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Phoebe: Ohh, Im getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Yknow, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!
Phoebe: (gasps) Youre pregnant!
Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get pregnant until Im 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant
Rachel: (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
Monica: Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.
Phoebe: Whoa!! Thatokay, thats a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is thereis maybe is there something that I can do yknow just to like help make sure I get pregnant?
Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Phoebe: Its slang for pregnant.
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Chandler: Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.
Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Chandler: Monicas pregnant.
Ross: Monicas pregnant!
Monica: in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?
Monica: Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Monica: (interrupting) Rachels really the one whos pregnant.
Phoebe: All right. (She sits down like shes pregnant again.)
Monica: Shes not pregnant. Its Rachel. Rachels the one whos pregnant.
Rachel: I made the mistake of telling him that I was pregnant.
Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)
Phoebe: Youre gonna get pregnant.
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Phoebe: No wonder your pregnant.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Will: Hold on! You got her pregnant?
Phoebe: When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure.
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
Dina: Im pregnant.
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Joey: Oh my God! Youre pregnant!
Rachel: (thinking) Hmm maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!