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Ross: N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get married just because shes pregnant, okay?
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)
(Another nurse wheels the next pregnant woman in.)
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Chandler: Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.
Phoebe: Whoa!! Thatokay, thats a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is thereis maybe is there something that I can do yknow just to like help make sure I get pregnant?
Phoebe: Its slang for pregnant.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Chandler: Monicas pregnant.
Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.
Ross: Monicas pregnant!
Monica: (interrupting) Rachels really the one whos pregnant.
Monica: Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!
Monica: in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?
Rachel: Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Phoebe: No wonder your pregnant.
Phoebe: Youre gonna get pregnant.
Rachel: I made the mistake of telling him that I was pregnant.
Phoebe: All right. (She sits down like shes pregnant again.)
Monica: Shes not pregnant. Its Rachel. Rachels the one whos pregnant.
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Phoebe: When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure.
Rachel: (thinking) Hmm maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Will: Hold on! You got her pregnant?
Dina: Im pregnant.
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
Joey: Oh my God! Youre pregnant!
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]
Phoebe: I know. Its just yknow usually when youre, when youre done with the pregnant thing, yknow, then you get to do the mom thing. Im gonna be yknow, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Joey: (smiles then stops) Now I cant believe it! What? Rachels pregnant? (The girls nod yes.) Whos the father?
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Monica: There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Rachel: Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?
(Zack's pregnant secretary, Jeanette, walks in)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, any how, some how I got pregnant, and, and I was scared. I was stupid and sellfish, and I was 18 years old. I mean, you remember what its like to be eighteen years old?
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Phoebe: All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, yknow just remember that its still really early, okay so, if it says that Im not pregnant, that doesnt mean that Im not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I dont go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Phoebe: (not amused) Ha-ha. (She sits down on the couch.) No, its just Im so pregnant that Imy guitar doesnt fit anymore. So I thought til Im not, Im just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!
Joey: I know. I know. And shes not only my friend; shes my pregnant friend! Shes my pregnant friend whos Ross ex!
Rachel: I dont. But I would still like to be acknowledged. What? Just because Im pregnant you think Im invisible.
Phoebe: Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.
Joey: Well obviously this is a mistake! You cant be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!
(Carol takes off her jacket, her pregnant belly is exposed.)
Phoebe: Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, cause Im pregnant.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and its positive. Monicas pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she wont be totally alone.
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Monica: Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel.
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Ross: Pregnant?!
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Ross: Carol's pregnant.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Joey: Hey, listen, lady....(sees that she's pregnant)...whoa.
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
Joey: C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Joey: You got pregnant for funny?! Dina if hes funny laugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!
Joey: What? I I just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And Im still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Phoebe: Yeah thats right Chandler does still think Im pregnant. He hasnt asked me how Im feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.