words in movies
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Caitlin: Oh, is there a problem?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Phoebe: Wow, its like a dirty math problem.
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Rachel: Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is, it's not over her eye.)
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
(They get inside and notice on small problem.)
Ross: (on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
ROSS: You, you know I, I don't, have a- have a problem with that.
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Ross: Thats no problem.
Phoebe: Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
FBOB: I think you may have a drinking problem.
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Rachel: It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Ross: Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
JOEY: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
Ross: What kind of problem?
Ross: I had a problem.
Phoebe: Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.
Joey: Not a problem.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
The Casting Director: Is there a problem?
Joey: Oh yeah, no problem.
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
Ross: Yeah, no problem. (Tries to turn it off.)
Chandler: Is that a problem?
CHANDLER: Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.
Ross: Eh, no problem.
Ross: No problem.
Chandler: See that is the problem with invisible dentists.
Joey: (interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Yknow that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Ross: Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Monica: The only problem!
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Joey: Maybe thats the problem.
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Phoebe: It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine. It's my friends. They-they have a liking problem with you. In that, um, they don't.
Ross: No, not a problem.
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Phoebe: Well yeah, that and Chandlers problem.
Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Joey: Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) OohHey, donuts!
Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? The only problem is, Carls acting is (Does the international hand symbol for so-so.)
Rachel: Umm, Im sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?
Joey: (To Ross) Problem solved.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Monica: Well then we still have a problem.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Ross: Okay, Im sorry, this is insane! I-I-Im not addicted to heroin, Im not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, Ill consummate this marriage right here, right now!
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
Rachel: That is not a problem.
Ross: No problem.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Rachel: Well, that shouldnt be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.
Chandler: No problem roomie. (She turns around and hugs him.)
Bob: I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Monica: I know! Now look, theres only one problem though. Theres only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joeys.
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Monica: Is there a problem?
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
Chandler: Is that a problem?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Rachel: I know I told you, its a really big problem.
Monica: Yeah? The work problem?
Ross: (glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.)
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Rachel: Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. (Gets up.)
Joey: Hey, whats up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, hes eating it with his hands.)
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.
Joey: (glaring at her) Is there a problem?
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?