words in movies
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
JOEY: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Ross: Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands.)
JOEY: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind've a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Phoebe: Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.
Ross: I had a problem.
Joey: Not a problem.
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Ross: What kind of problem?
Monica: (getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Joey: Oh yeah, no problem.
Caitlin: Oh, is there a problem?
The Casting Director: Is there a problem?
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Ross: Yeah, no problem. (Tries to turn it off.)
CHANDLER: Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
Chandler: Is that a problem?
Ross: No problem.
Joey: (interrupting) Hey! Chef Geller! Yknow that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
Chandler: See that is the problem with invisible dentists.
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Ross: Eh, no problem.
Ross: Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem.
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Monica: The only problem!
Joey: Maybe thats the problem.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Phoebe: Well yeah, that and Chandlers problem.
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Phoebe: It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine. It's my friends. They-they have a liking problem with you. In that, um, they don't.
Ross: No, not a problem.
Rachel: Umm, Im sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? The only problem is, Carls acting is (Does the international hand symbol for so-so.)
Joey: Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) OohHey, donuts!
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Ross: No problem.
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Joey: (To Ross) Problem solved.
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
Rachel: That is not a problem.
Ross: Okay, Im sorry, this is insane! I-I-Im not addicted to heroin, Im not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, Ill consummate this marriage right here, right now!
Monica: Well then we still have a problem.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Chandler: No problem roomie. (She turns around and hugs him.)
Bob: I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.
Rachel: Well, that shouldnt be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Monica: I know! Now look, theres only one problem though. Theres only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joeys.
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
Monica: Is there a problem?
Rachel: I know I told you, its a really big problem.
Ross: (glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.)
Chandler: Is that a problem?
Monica: Yeah? The work problem?
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Rachel: Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. (Gets up.)
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Joey: (glaring at her) Is there a problem?
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Joey: Hey, whats up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, hes eating it with his hands.)
Chandler: Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!
Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.
CHANDLER: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . . all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.
Ross: Get to the problem!
Joey: So you uh, have a big work problem?
Chandler: No problem.
Ross: Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe thats just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
Ross: Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours, some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display.
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Joey: Yeah, I'm... I'm kind of having a little problem.
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Phoebe: Ooh! We have a problem.
Monica: I have a problem.
JOEY: Oh, but when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears!
Rachel: Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!
Ross: Oh, no problem.
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Joey: Oh yeah, sure. No problem.