words in movies
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Ross: Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question.
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Joey: Okay, its an audio question, name this television theme song. (Starts humming the theme to I Dream of Genie.)
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?
Ross: Thats correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? (Makes a sound like someone is choking a cat.)
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Rachel: SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!
Phoebe: Alright, could I just ask you one question?
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him?
CHANDLER: Where is she, Where is she? (grabs Rachel) Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she?
Chandler: Im not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Chandler: Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentines Day gifts?
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
Joey: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didnt understand the question.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Chandler: (angrily) Was that another question?
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Rachel: Hey. Oh, I have a question. If-if-if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Chandler: Theres no question.
Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
JOEY: Oh, hey, Monica, we've got a question.
Chandler: What question?
Joey: The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet its way better than that classic of yours.
Rachel: Come on, just answer the question!
Ross: Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Ross: The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, Ill take another question.
Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. Someone has a special question to ask.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Joey: (stands up) I just have one question!
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Rachel: Can I ask you a question?
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. Ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? Ok, number 30.
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Phoebe: I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Rachel: Well it stupid, unfair question!
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Ray: Yeah all thats gone. Its basically just a simple question and answer game now.
Joey: Then she came back with "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"
Ross: (shocked and confused by the question) What? I... I... (Benjamin looks at him as if to say "What's wrong? Answer the question")
Benjamin: You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question. Spell "Boscodictiasaur".
LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) whats this called?
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
Ross: So its really a question of who could you have possibly done.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!
Steve: Look, I think I know the answer to this question, but... Would you like to make love to me?
Ross: Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?
Ross: Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Monica: Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey?
ROSS: Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Phoebe: You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Chandler: All my energy is going into not asking that question. I cant believe I screwed this up!
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
Phoebe: All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]
Ross: Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Kate: I have a question about this scene.