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Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?
Ross: Rach, I'm so sorry.
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Man: Hey Rach, I just heard. I'm so sorry.
Monica: (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Lets stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)
Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.
RACH: No, Phoebs. I'm dating Russ.
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
Ross: (interrupting) No, Rach, no. I dont, I dont, I dont have to think about it, in fact, Ive decided, Ive decided that, that it.......does.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
RACH: She is not Rachem. What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress.
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
RACH: And I'm in it? Then let me read it.
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
Monica: Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
ROSS: No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get...
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
Ross: Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Ross: Thanks Rach.
Ross: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach.
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
RACH: Oh, right, clink. [downs her glass]
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Monica (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?
Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
Phoebe: Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?
RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Chandler: Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.
Monica: Sorry, Rach.
Chandler: Hey Rach!
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
Phoebe: (Walks up with her guitar) Hey Rach.
Ross: (seeing her) Rach!
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Ross: Rach, you cant look fat in an x-ray.
Ross: Oh Rach thats great. Thats great. (They hug and Joey breathes a sigh of relief.)
JULIE: See you later Rach.
Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
RACH: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.]
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
RACH: Yes! Thank you.
Ross: Yeah, kinda. Its this woman from work. I hope that wont be too weird. Will it, Rach?
RACH: Together.
RACH: Together?
RACH: So, how was the party?
RACH: [hurt] What?
RACH: Ohh, ohh.
RACH: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
RACH: Chandler told me.
RACH: OK, OK.
RACH: Wait, so, you're going?
RACH: Hi.
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
RACH: It was unbelievable!
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um I didnt propose to you.
RACH: Both of you?
RACH: [to Ross] Hey, you.
RACH: Ross kissed me.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
Joey: Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.
RACH: Good. How are you?
RACH: Hey.
RACH: Oh, god.
RACH: [dejected] Oh.
RACH: Really?
RACH: Oh, oh, this is good, this is really good.
RACH: Just a waitress?
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?