words in movies
RACH: Ross kissed me.
RACH: It was unbelievable!
RACH: Oh, it ended very well.
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
RACH: [to Ross] Hey, you.
RACH: Good. How are you?
RACH: Hey.
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
RACH: Oh my god.
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: [sees his coat on] Where you goin'?
RACH: [dejected] Oh.
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
RACH: Really?
ROSS: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
RACH: Oh, god.
RACH: Oh, oh, this is good, this is really good.
RACH: Let me get my coat.
RACH: Ok, he's goin' to get my coat. He's goin' to get my coat. Oh my god, you guys. I can't believe this. This is unbelievable. [notices Chandler's computer screen] What's that?
RACH: What's that? What? I saw my name. What is it?
RACH: Well what is it? Let me see.
RACH: Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.
RACH: And I'm in it? Then let me read it.
RACH: Come on.
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
RACH: What is this? Ross, what is this?
RACH: Kind of ditzy? Too into her looks? Spoiled?
RACH: Just a waitress?
ROSS: No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?
RACH: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!
RACH: She is not Rachem. What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress.
ROSS: No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?
ROSS: Rach! Whoops! Rach, hey, open up, please!
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
RACH: Not interested.
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
RACH: No.
RACH: That's what I said.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
RACH: [to Monica] Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighin' me down.
RACH: No, Phoebs. I'm dating Russ.
Ross: (interrupting) No, Rach, no. I dont, I dont, I dont have to think about it, in fact, Ive decided, Ive decided that, that it.......does.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get...
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!
Ross: Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Monica: Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Ross: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach.
Monica (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Ross: Thanks Rach.
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
Chandler: Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.
RACH: Oh, right, clink. [downs her glass]
Phoebe: Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
Monica: Sorry, Rach.
Chandler: Hey Rach!
Phoebe: (Walks up with her guitar) Hey Rach.
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
Ross: Rach, you cant look fat in an x-ray.
Ross: (seeing her) Rach!
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
RACH: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.]
Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
Ross: Oh Rach thats great. Thats great. (They hug and Joey breathes a sigh of relief.)
Ross: Yeah, kinda. Its this woman from work. I hope that wont be too weird. Will it, Rach?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
RACH: So, how was the party?
RACH: Together.
RACH: Together?
RACH: Yes! Thank you.
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
RACH: Ohh, ohh.
RACH: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
RACH: Chandler told me.
RACH: OK, OK.
RACH: Wait, so, you're going?
RACH: Hi.
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
RACH: Both of you?
RACH: [hurt] What?
Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um I didnt propose to you.
Ross: Oh my God! Those werent albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)
Joey: Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.
Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.
JOEY: Rach, these are for you.
RACH: Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
RACH: I mean he just started going out with her.
RACH: Oh well, too late, sorry, you already had some.
RACH: What's the matter?
RACH: Here he is. Hi. Guys, this is Russ.
RACH: Ohhh, OK.
RACH: Uhh.... waitressing?
RACH: Well, yeah, this is the deal.
RACH: Hi.
RACH: Bye.
RACH: Oh.
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
RACH: Um, Russ, you ready?
RACH: Steve... sleeve!
RACH: What?