words in movies
(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)
Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos (touching Paolo's nose with forefinger with each syllable)
(Camera pans to Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe in the kitchen)
Rachel: Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.
Rachel: I know...
(Camera pans back to Rachel)
Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally...
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Rachel: Pheebs!
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
(Rachel runs over)
Rachel: "Ooo," what?
(Rachel walks away)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: No, these aren't all my suitcases. (picks up small blue suitcase and shows to Phoebe) This one's Paolo's.
Phoebe: Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?
Rachel: Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...
Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)
Rachel: (taking cookie) Ok, thanks Pheebs (takes bite of cookie, overwhelmed) Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
Rachel: I guess you don't.
(Rachel looks stunned)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is recovering from the shock.]
Rachel: I need some milk.
Phoebe: Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?
Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!
Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!
Rachel: I don't know...right, he's the pig!
Rachel: Oh, God, he's such a pig,
Rachel: He's like a big disgusting...
Rachel: ...pig...pig man!
Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?
Phoebe: (raises hand) Oh! I know! (Rachel startled) It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you...
Rachel: Ok, Ok, Pheebs...
Rachel: Oh, God...
Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...
(Phoebe scoots her chair over to Rachel and hugs her)
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side.]
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Phoebe: Oh, just look at her... (girls move toward Rachel on the balcony)
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Ooh, I've been better...
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Rachel: Oh, Ross...
Rachel: I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. (Ross crosses arms)
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
[Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Rachel: Oh...
Rachel: ...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy.
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
(Rachel goes to the fridge, opens it, and blows on the whistle Monica gave her at the store, which causes Phoebe and Monica to turn around and look at her.)
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
(Rachel, Joey and Chandler pat him on his shoulders and walk off, together with Monica)
Rachel: Anymore!!
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Rachel: Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!
Rachel: Oh my God! Joey!
RACHEL: Then what's gonna happen?
Rachel: Ugh!
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Rachel: Oh, was it awful?
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Rachel: Lets roll!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Rachel: Well
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no
Rachel: Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Rachel: Oh God, oh God, its sowed on though.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel and Monica: Hi!
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Drums?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
Rachel: (stopping at Phoebes entrance) Ha!
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel and Joey: Tequila!!
Joey: Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
Rachel: Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Rachel: We did!
Rachel: Oh, I would love to!
Rachel: Where did you get that?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Rachel: Oh wow! Look at this place!
Rachel: See?
Rachel: (yelling from another room) Oh my God!
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Rachel: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: I got it!
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Rachel: Its back in cage!
Rachel: Why, why not?
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Rachel: Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Okay.
Rachel: Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Rachel: Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe shell be gone for months.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Rachel: But we should move quick.