words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Uh, Pauls Caf�. They got great food and its really romantic.
Rachel: Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancingOh! Take her dancing!
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Rachel: Huh?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! Ill go with ya! Ill go! Ill go with ya.
Rachel: All right?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
Rachel: Yeah, actually thats my roommates.
Rachel: Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
[Scene: A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachels dinner order.]
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Rachel: Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substitute the three-pound lobster?
Rachel: Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good dateOh, I almost forgot. I didnt pay you the rent check.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
Rachel: Oh my God. And that works?!
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Rachel: (looks interested) Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. I really almost did!
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Rachel: Come on, just answer the question!
Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents?
Rachel: Why not?
Rachel: (sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) Its gotta be rough.
Rachel: Huh?
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
(Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room.)
Rachel: And now youre watching me walk away.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Rachel: I am not gonna answer that!
Rachel: No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of them.
Rachel: Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such a wonderful time!
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Rachel: How do you do that?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: No, I dont want to tell you.
Rachel: Because its embarrassing.
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament.]
Rachel: you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!
Rachel: Well, why didnt you just take a cab?
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Right. Wow!
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Rachel: Relax! Its not like its Citizen Kane!
Rachel: Yeah I know its really boring, but its like a big deal. Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Rachel: I dont know! (Pause) Im-Im kinda thinking it-it was the lobster
Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Rachel: Really?! How come we didnt cross paths?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Rachel: Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Rachel: Okay. (Pushes play.) Okay, thats him! Thats him! Thats Cujo! Thats Cujo!
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
(Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear.) Monica and Rachel: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Rachel: Of course theyre listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
Rachel: (stands up) Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.
Rachel: Hey Chandler!
Rachel: Well, I-Im startin too.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel whispers in Joeys ear.)
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: Ahhhh .
Joey: Ahhh (To Rachel) Eh?
Rachel: Hey!
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Rachel: Uh-huh.
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Rachel: Good ones?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Rachel: Ohh wow! Im sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!
(There is no response from Rachel.)
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Rachel: Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! (They hug)
Rachel: There you go!
Rachel: Hi! I just want to apologize. Im really sorry I was a baby.
Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)
Rachel: Nothing. I dont want to do anything.
Rachel: (freaking out) Oh my god!!
Rachel: Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. (She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed.)
Rachel: (glares at him) Get out, get out of my apartment.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I think Im gonna find my own place.
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Phoebe: (sips it) Its so good. (Monica and Rachel breath a sigh of relief.) Oh, thanks.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Ahh!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
RACHEL: Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ross and Rachel: Ooohhhh!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Rachel: Ross, I really dont think
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Umm
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Rachel: Yeah, Im doing okay. Im um lets talk.
Rachel: Not in the street!!
(Joey turns and looks at quite possibly one of the ugliest pets that you can possibly buy on the planet. Rachel has bought herself a hairless cat. Yep, a hairless cat! Joey and Ross start to get sick.)
Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh
Rachel: Ohhh
Rachel: Yeah, its just yknow
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Rachel: Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
Rachel: Oh yeah he's too cute to be straight.
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee.]
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Rachel: (opens her present from Ross; it's a dark-red scarf) Oohh, I love it!
Rachel: Do I have my own castle?
Rachel: Ooh, I like those sunglasses.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Rachel: I dont think so.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: (showing Phoebe her phone) His new girlfriend!
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: How are ya?
Rachel: You stole the phone!
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Rachel: You just said it!
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
Rachel: Oh Phoebe!
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Rachel: You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.