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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills.]
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Rachel: Honey, no one thinks youre a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue. (She notices something hanging from Monicas nose, as does Joey.)
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Rachel: And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister! (Rachel glares at him.)
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Phoebe: Seriously, I dont Rachels gonna think its a good idea.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Whats goin on?
Rachel: (notices Jills bags) Jill! Did you shop?!
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Apartment pants?
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Rachel: A pajmena?
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Jill?
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Rachel: Oh, come on! You think thats gonna work on me?! I invented that!
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Whats up?!
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Rachel: Oh there is no way.
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Rachel: That is great. Hey, yknow who doesnt have to job hunt? Ross. He works at the university.
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
Rachel: Are-are you saying hes a geek?
Rachel: No! No I, no Ross is not a geek!
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things arent on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Yeah but, hes not your type.
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Rachel: She-she died Jill.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Well yeah
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Oh so-so not really never.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Rachel: Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
Rachel: Well, I-I dont like it.
Rachel: Its kinda slutty.
Rachel: Yeah well, Im-Im a slut.
Ross: Hi (sees Rachel and forgets her name for a moment).
Rachel: Rachel.
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Rachel: Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But its not!
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
(Rachel laughs a little too hard as Ross and Jill leave for their date. After they have left, Rachel starts to break down.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Rachel: Oh yes, its me! Sorry!
Rachel: Uh, Im just, Im just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Rachel: Ugh, she is a slut!
Rachel: Oh my God, look-look hes taking off her clothes!
Rachel: Oh, this is just terrible.
Rachel: Oh. (Squeaks again.)
Chandler: Ho-oh, hes gonna get some! (Rachel looks at him.) Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment. Yknow so umm, hes closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. (Pause) Well, Im off to bed! (Goes to bed.)
Rachel: Now, you do realize that shes a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Rachel: Where ya going?
Rachel: Ohh, with who?
Rachel: Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.
JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Rachel: Sure, is she married?
Rachel: Oh Daddy, no he didnt mean anything by that, he really didnt.
Rachel: Oh, everything's pink.
Rachel: Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: When did this happen?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachels sisters cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey.
Rachel: I dont know! Maybe they have tools.
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah.
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.
Rachel: Is-is he coming? (Looks hopefully out the door.)
Rachel: Yeah, actually Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster.
(They sit down at the table and Will goes to talk to Rachel.)
Rachel: Wow! I definitely did not see that one backfiring! Im gonna go to the bathroom.
RACHEL: [comes up from behind the bar and startles Chandler] Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found? [holds up Chandler's bracelet]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
Rachel: Um-hmm.
Rachel: What?!
(Rachel starts laughing.)
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Rachel: Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Rachel: Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Awwww.
Rachel: Joey?
Rachel: Okay.
(Rachel hugs him)
Rachel: Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Rachel: Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!
Monica: All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Rachel: We were on a break!
Rachel: Hi, sweetie!
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.
Rachel: Funny book?
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
RACHEL: Pretty uhm, different huh?
Rachel: Because, hes my friend.
Rachel: Really!?
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!
Rachel: A big idiot.
Rachel: Come on Ross! Im miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
RACHEL: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi.
[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]
Rachel: Oh, that is so...
Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: Aww, and good luck to you too! (To Monica and Rachel) What a nice lady!
Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
Phoebe: (to Rachel, whos staying in the cab.) Arent you gonna go?
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Rachel: No. Thank you.
Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Eh. Beth dies.
Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]
Rachel: Oh, hi.
Rachel: Oh, they're firemen guys.
(Ross calls Rachel)
Rachel: (nervous) So it would just be, me alone?
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)