words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
RACHEL: Hey. Whe-ell, look at you, finally got that time machine workin' huh?
RACHEL: Hey.
RACHEL: Woah, woah, woah, what book is this?
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
RACHEL: Men just take out wind?
RACHEL: Wow.
RACHEL: Well that sounds kinda cool, kinda like The Hobbit.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]
RACHEL: Oh, God, oh, God, I mean it's just so.
RACHEL: Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called 'Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel'.
RACHEL: NO!
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
RACHEL: No, see this isn't about the movie theatre, this is about you stealing my wind.
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
RACHEL: Ok, I just, I just really need to be with myself right now. I'm sorry.
RACHEL: You're right, I don't have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the coffee table.]
RACHEL: Yeah you like totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. Ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? Ok, number 30.
RACHEL: Not uh, not to my recollection.
RACHEL: Only 'cause you took up half the circle.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring each other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.]
RACHEL: Here are your cakes.
RACHEL: No, I know, they're from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.
RACHEL: You know.
RACHEL: Thank you. So are we good?
RACHEL: We're good?
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
RACHEL: Why on earth would I understand this?
ROSS: No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: the bar, Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Rachel: What is that noise?
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: I It justit took me so long to get that desk organized.
Rachel: Ow!!
Rachel: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
Rachel: Yeah, come here!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
Rachel: Hello? (Listens) Um, yeah, uh, (snapping her fingers at Ross who takes the remote from Marcel, then turns off the TV) Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here.
RACHEL: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Rachel: (looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey is eating breakfast, Rachel has just gotten up, and Monica is on the phone.]
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, and Ryan are there. Ryan is in uniform, getting ready to leave.]
RACHEL: Pretty much.
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Rachel: Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.
Rachel: Im fine, Im fine.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, I'm so happy for you honey. (she gives her a kiss)
Rachel: Yes I am!
Rachel: What?
Ross: Rachel...
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
Rachel: Chandler, thats not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And youve just gotten her one great present? I mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Rachel: (She drops the brush) Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Oh-ho!
Rachel: I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
Joey: (To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.
Rachel: Sure.
RACHEL: Well, um . . . I don't know.� I mean, for a long time nothing.� But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Rachel: Ross! Stop that!
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Rachel: Ow!
Rachel: I really do.
Rachel: Rosss...
Rachel: Ow!
Rachel: Ow!
Rachel: Ow! Ow!
Rachel: Okay.
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Yeah, Im fine.
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: What thing? What thing?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: What thing? What is this thing?
Rachel: Ross, why didnt you tell me that?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? Youre a horrible skier.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Rachel: Um-hmm, yeah.
Rachel: Oh my God! Im gonna have to find another minister.
Rachel: Sophies desk.
Rachel: Whats Flimbys?
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
(Rachel walks into kitchen to talk on the phone.)
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Rachel: Oh, hi!
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy.
RACHEL: Hey Phoebs. Oh hey, how's the dog?
Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Rachel: Oh, hi!
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
Rachel: Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar.
Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Caprices undying love for her brother.
Rachel: Were not actors.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.]
Rachel (she flips the coin): Ha, tails!
Rachel: Hey!
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
Rachel: Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
Rachel: You dont?!
Rachel: What time is it?
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Joey: Hold on. Hold on. (Picking up a note pad and writing and reading the message aloud.) Rachel coming. Do...Something.
Rachel: Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Rachel: Yeah