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[Scene: Rachels Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.]
Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.
Rachel: That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Ross: Well, Chandlers my oldest friend, but Joeys myNo! Ah! (points at Rachel)
Rachel: Ooooo!
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, "Its a Boy!"]
Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?
Rachel: (enters with Emma) Hi!
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Rachel: Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.
Rachel: Hes downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
Rachel: Oh great, the pacifiers?
Rachel: The burping clogs?
Rachel: The diapers?
Rachel: Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?
Rachel: Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t...
Rachel: Blueberry.
Rachel: Thanks.
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Rachel: Oh god look at her sleeping. Oh, I love her so much! Oh, I think Im gonna wake her up.
Rachel: Well I can do whatever I want! I made her! (Waking Emma up.) Come on little girl, hi!
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.]
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
Rachel: Oh (happy) oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit. (Emma starts crying again.) Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it wont stop crying.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Rachels muffin.]
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Okay lets put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
Ross: And I can even understand that you couldnt tell Rachel, but why couldnt you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didnt.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Rachel: I already fed her.
Rachel: Oh no, you guys, just stay here, Im gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?
(Phoebe and Rachel go to the back room and Emma continues to cry in the background while Chandler and Monica talk.)
Ross: Ah, Rachel I guess.
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues to cry.]
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Rachel: You guys, Im doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Rachel: Yeah I dont think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
Rachel: I have to go to the bathroom. (Goes to the bathroom)
Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
Rachel: You are the official baby crier stopper!
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Rachel: Okay so listen Im gonna go lay down.
Rachel: You know the book says that whenever shes sleeping I should be sleeping so (She gives Monica thumbs and goes to lay down)
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Ross enters.]
Rachel: Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?
Rachel: Oh no Ross! This is not good, we have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. (He sits) You have got to get over this Joey thing, okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Rachel: I mean I got news for you mister, Emma? Not easy.
Rachel: No its really okay Monica!
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Rachel: Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Rachel: Were both of those Joey?
Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.
Rachel: Pretty much.
RACHEL: Oh dear God.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Rachel: Well, I should think so. You slept with someone.
RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
RACHEL: Ya know, I just, so weird. I mean I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other and all I kept thinking about was the fourth of July.
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Rachel: Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
Rachel: I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.
Phoebe: (still laughing) No. (points to Rachel who stuck two straws in her mouth to look like a mammoth's tusks)
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Rachel: Ooh, okay... good.
Chandler: Yeah, come on, its Ross and Rachel, theyve got too.
RACHEL: (as Ross) "Yeah.� That works for me." (Clears throat twice more.)
Rachel: Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.
RACHEL: Daddy, daddy, you know what, I really wanna hear more about this, I really do, but I just have, I just have to do a, some stuff.
Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice?
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Joey: Oh man, pizza? I like pizza. (makes like he is trying to send a telepathic message to Rachel) Put olives on the pizza.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
[Later, in the living room, Rachel is sitting on the couch, Ross is on the chair.]
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel
Rachel: But I...
Rachel: All right.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
RACHEL: Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one.
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
Rachel: It's fine.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Yes, Ross. (turns toward him)
Rachel: Um, hum.
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Rachel: I think you should drink the fat.
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(Rachel throws the alcohol in the fire. A burst of flames shoots up from it.)
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Rachel: Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
RACHEL: Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Joey: Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What, what, what?
Rachel: Oooh.
Rachel: Mon?
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is)
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Ross and Rachel: Noo.
Rachel: Nooo!
Parker: Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous thanOh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
Chandler: Thank you Rachel.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Rachel: Good luck Chandler.
Rachel: Bye hon.
RACHEL: Yeah, these are pretty ch-ching.
RACHEL: Why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding, why are you adding?
Rachel: Are you serious?
Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?
Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it aint gonna happen!
RACHEL: Afraid to ask him?
Rachel: I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
Ross: Hmm, a lot of this stuff is from Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods Rachel? (She glares at him.)
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
MR. WINEBURG: Rachel!
Rachel: Right, and the humiliating.
Rachel: Go-go!
Rachel: Phoebe, what are you doing?
RACHEL: Because I promised Mindy I would.
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Ross: No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batmans tux!
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Rachel: Thats....
Monica: Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!
Rachel: (reading what he wrote again) "Dear Rach, youre a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie." (Will laughs.)
Rachel: I couldn't be inner. Monica?
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Rachel: Noo way, Kevin.
Rachel: All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen.
Rachel: That is neither here nor there.