words in movies
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Hey, Sophie!
Rachel: Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didnt have to walk me all the way back up here.
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
Rachel: Summer catalogue! (hands him the catalogue)
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versachi invoice. (to Chandler) Hello! You dont work for me.
Rachel: (introduces them) Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing (to Chandler) Joanna.
Rachel: Bye, Chandler.
Joanna: (to Rachel) So ah, whats wrong with him?
Rachel: Oh, nothing, hes just goofy like that, I actually, hardly notice it anymore.
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
Joanna: Oh, Rachel, (pause) actually, y'know what, forget it.
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: I need to talk to you!
Rachel: Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.
Rachel: Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...
Rachel: (looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?
Rachel: Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, shes gonna love me.
Rachel: Wow!!
Rachel: Whats this?
Rachel: All right!
Ross and Rachel: Uh-huh.
Ross and Rachel: Ooohhhh!!
Ross and Rachel: Ahhhh!!
Rachel: (to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.
Rachel: Hmm.
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh, I....
Rachel: Oh, I know...
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Rachel: You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?
Rachel: Well, they always called.
[Scene: Rachels office.]
Rachel: No. Sorry.
Joanna: Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasnt he called, Rachel? Why?
Rachel: Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.
Rachel: Well...
Rachel: No. I...
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches.]
Rachel: (grabbing the magazine out of his hands) Call her! Call her now!
Rachel: Why hasnt he called Rachel? Why? Why? I dont understand. Why? He said hell call. Why? Why? Chandler Im telling you she has flipped out, shes gone crazy!
Rachel: Come on, this isnt funny. She thinks its my fault that you havent called her. You have to call her!
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Rachel: Thats fine!
Rachel: I know.
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
Chandler: (He looks over at Rachel, who nods her head) Yes, this, this was pleasant.
(Rachel is slowing trying to leave and let them talk.)
Chandler: Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Rachel: Sophies desk.
(Chandler starts to leave ashamed of himself, but Rachel stops him in the hallway.)
Rachel: (whispering) Chandler!! Are you gonna call her!
Rachel: Chandler!!
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
(Rachel is shocked, and holds her arms out in disbelief.)
Rachel: Oh, y'know, its just like hats, and a shirt, and CDs, just sort of stuff that youve left here.
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!
Rachel: I know. (Pause) Ross still sees his pediatrician!!! (To Ross) I don't care!
Rachel: (on the answering machine) I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love love them.
Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just....
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs?
Rachel: Hey Mon!
Rachel: Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time she and I yknow kissed a little bit.
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Joey: You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Rachel: Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!
Rachel: Hmm.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Rachel: Ross, you know what...
Rachel: Well honey, what about you?
Rachel: Really!
Rachel: Really! That-that great huh?
Rachel: Oooh!
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there]
Rachel: Hi you guys!
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Why aren't you at work?
Rachel: Mon. Hi!
Rachel: Oh, really, let me see, let me see.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Ross: (to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Rachel: Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Rachel: Were both of those Joey?
Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.
Rachel: Pretty much.
RACHEL: Oh dear God.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Rachel: Well, I should think so. You slept with someone.
RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
RACHEL: Ya know, I just, so weird. I mean I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other and all I kept thinking about was the fourth of July.
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Rachel: Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
Rachel: I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.
Phoebe: (still laughing) No. (points to Rachel who stuck two straws in her mouth to look like a mammoth's tusks)
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Rachel: Ooh, okay... good.
Chandler: Yeah, come on, its Ross and Rachel, theyve got too.
RACHEL: (as Ross) "Yeah.� That works for me." (Clears throat twice more.)
Rachel: Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.
RACHEL: Daddy, daddy, you know what, I really wanna hear more about this, I really do, but I just have, I just have to do a, some stuff.
Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice?
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Joey: Oh man, pizza? I like pizza. (makes like he is trying to send a telepathic message to Rachel) Put olives on the pizza.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
[Later, in the living room, Rachel is sitting on the couch, Ross is on the chair.]
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel
Rachel: But I...
Rachel: All right.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
RACHEL: Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one.
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
Rachel: It's fine.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Yes, Ross. (turns toward him)
Rachel: Um, hum.
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Rachel: I think you should drink the fat.
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(Rachel throws the alcohol in the fire. A burst of flames shoots up from it.)
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Rachel: Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
RACHEL: Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Joey: Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What, what, what?
Rachel: Oooh.
Rachel: Mon?
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is)
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Ross and Rachel: Noo.