words in movies
RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job.
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting there and Monica walks in.]
RACHEL: Hey, how'd the interview go?
RACHEL: So don't do it.
RACHEL: What's the matter with you?
RACHEL: Noo.
RACHEL: Oohhh.
RACHEL: Hi. [Ross turns to Rachel and they hug]
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe pulls up in the cab with Rachel and Joey in the back.]
[Phoebe slams on the breaks. Joey and Rachel are thrown forward into the pillows in their laps.]
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
RACHEL: Ohh, what is in that?
RACHEL: No no, 'cause mayo, that would make it gross.
RACHEL: Run Phoebe run.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
RACHEL: Ok, doggie get the- aahhh. Ok go get the sandwich, get the sandwich doggie. [dog ignores the sandwich] Good doggie get the sandwich, get the...ok, Joey, the dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich, what does that say?
RACHEL: What's the matter?
RACHEL: Yeah Phoebe, I completely understand.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey is eating breakfast, Rachel has just gotten up, and Monica is on the phone.]
RACHEL: Time is money my friend?
RACHEL: How did you make $17.
RACHEL: What happened to uh, MEG.?
RACHEL: Hey Phoebs. Oh hey, how's the dog?
RACHEL: Oh, thank God.
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
RACHEL: She'll be a much better friend when the market closes.
RACHEL: Why the voice.
[Scene: Outside Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is returning.]
RACHEL: What?
MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
RACHEL: For what?
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
RACHEL: Oh no.
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
RACHEL: I, I don't have it.
RACHEL: Nobody does honey.
RACHEL: Look at her.
Rachel: Y'know what? I think we can just leave it at that. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
(Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear.) Monica and Rachel: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Rachel: Of course theyre listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
Rachel: (stands up) Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.
Rachel: Hey Chandler!
Rachel: Well, I-Im startin too.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel whispers in Joeys ear.)
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
[Ross leaves to find Karl. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.]
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Rachel: Ahhhh .
Joey: Ahhh (To Rachel) Eh?
Rachel: Hey!
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Rachel: Uh-huh.
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Rachel: Good ones?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Rachel: Ohh wow! Im sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!
(There is no response from Rachel.)
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Rachel: Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! (They hug)
Rachel: There you go!
Rachel: Hi! I just want to apologize. Im really sorry I was a baby.
Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)
Rachel: Nothing. I dont want to do anything.
Rachel: (freaking out) Oh my god!!
Rachel: Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. (She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed.)
Rachel: (glares at him) Get out, get out of my apartment.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I think Im gonna find my own place.
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Phoebe: (sips it) Its so good. (Monica and Rachel breath a sigh of relief.) Oh, thanks.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Ahh!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
RACHEL: Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ross and Rachel: Ooohhhh!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Rachel: Ross, I really dont think
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Umm
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Rachel: Yeah, Im doing okay. Im um lets talk.
Rachel: Not in the street!!
(Joey turns and looks at quite possibly one of the ugliest pets that you can possibly buy on the planet. Rachel has bought herself a hairless cat. Yep, a hairless cat! Joey and Ross start to get sick.)
Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh
Rachel: Ohhh
Rachel: Yeah, its just yknow
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Rachel: Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
Rachel: Oh yeah he's too cute to be straight.
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee.]
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Rachel: (opens her present from Ross; it's a dark-red scarf) Oohh, I love it!
Rachel: Do I have my own castle?
Rachel: Ooh, I like those sunglasses.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Rachel: I dont think so.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: (showing Phoebe her phone) His new girlfriend!
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: How are ya?
Rachel: You stole the phone!
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Rachel: You just said it!
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
Rachel: Oh Phoebe!
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Rachel: You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.