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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say youre the only one whos allowed to drive it.
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Monica: Nice work everybody! So much for the yknow, "You can drive it, but dont tell Rachel" plan!
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up.]
Rachel: Take the top down did ya?
(Rachel laughs.)
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
Rachel: I think shes checking out your beehive Ross.
Rachel: Gimme the keys!
Rachel: Well no brush!
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Alimony. (Runs outside.)
[Scene: A Street, Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in.]
Rachel: Ahhh! (Gets in.) Ooh, nice!
Rachel: My God!
Rachel: Just washing the windshield. (She turns on the wipers forcing Ross off of the hood.)
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)
Rachel: Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the car!
Rachel: All right. (She starts off.)
Rachel: What are you doing?! Get in the front!
Rachel: Oh my
[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]
Rachel: God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
Rachel: Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)
Rachel: I am not horsing around okay? I am Porsching around.
Rachel: Uh-oh. (She starts to pull over.)
Rachel: Really? You think so?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is walking from the bathroom to his bedroom and walks past a pile of Rachels laundry, which just happens to include a selection of panties. He stops, goes back to the basket, looks for Rachel, picks up a lavender thong, and heads for his bedroom. However, he decides he doesnt like his selection and goes back this time picking up a red low-cut silk brief and heads for his room, flexing along the way to prove his masculinity.]
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Rachel: Oh come on Ross!! (She tries to switch places with him and goes under his leg.)
Rachel: (sexily) Hi officer, was I going a little too fast?
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: (handing it to him) Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome.
Rachel: Oops sorry, my mistake.
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Rachel: Taurus?
Rachel: Virgo?
Rachel: Sagittarius?
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it, ahh .
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: I wont speed.
Rachel: I promise.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Oh well
Rachel: Remind me to introduce you to someone!
Rachel: Fourth gear!!
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Rachel: Its a different guy!
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: (pause) You have a son!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is returning from having removed Rachels panties.]
Rachel: Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Rachel: Thats great!
Rachel: Ohhhh!
Rachel: No I wasnt! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Rachel and Monica: Oh God, neither!
Phoebe: Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Rachel: Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Rachel: Ugh
Rachel: Monica.
Rachel: Surprise
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Rachel: All right? (He sets the award down.) Thank you.
Rachel: Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! (She grabs their cigarettes and lighters and throws them in the trash.)
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
Rachel: Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: (tossing things in the fire) Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.
Rachel: Shut up.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Oh please
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: Oh tomorrow, oh I dont know. Um
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Rachel: Hey!
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Rachel: Stop picturing it!!
Rachel: That is not a problem.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Rachel is there as Joey gets up and starts putting on his coat.]
Rachel: Some of them.
Rachel: Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Rachel: It-it did!
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Rachel: Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, thats great!
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos.]
Rachel: Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)
Rachel: But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.
(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Rachel: No!!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Rachel: (moving away) Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Rachel: Im sorry!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Rachel: And?
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Rachel: I dont want to say.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Rachel: Monica what?
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
(Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it)
Rachel: (uncovers the dog) Hi!
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Rachel: (coolly) Hey Jess.
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put.]
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering....
Rachel: (seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!