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Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
[Scene: Barbados, hotel lounge. David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived.]
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Rachel: Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)
Monica: Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Rachel: (looking out the window) What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.
Rachel: Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer.
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Rachel: Ugh.
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Joey: Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a "Galaxy far, far away"? (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. Joey and Rachel decide to leave).
[Scene: The hall, full of paleontologists. Rachel and Joey are walking around]
Rachel: Well, I've brought some books. We could read.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Rachel: (picking up another random badge) Kate Miller?
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Rachel: Thank you. (they walk away)
[Scene: the Pharmacist convention. Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails]
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Rachel: Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...
Rachel: (takes a sip from her drink, embarassed) No.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Joey! (she walks away; Joey goes after her teasing and tickling her)
Rachel: Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen.
Rachel: Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Rachel: Do ya?
(Joey smiles at them. Rachel looks annoyed)
Rachel: Later! La...
Rachel: Ok. See you, bye.
(Ross and Rachel watch them walk away and sigh. They look at each other, embarassed.)
Ross and Rachel: Ok, good night!
(Rachel runs in)
Rachel: (walking in hurriedly) Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
(Rachel opens the drapes)
Rachel: Nooo!
Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!
(Rachel laughs)
Rachel: Homo.
Rachel: All right! Well, uh... (to Monica) we're gonna hit the beach?
Rachel: (to Ross, in a flattering tone) It was really... great!
Rachel: Oh!
(Rachel, Joey and Chandler pat him on his shoulders and walk off, together with Monica)
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
Rachel: Oh! Weather bitch! (turns the TV off)
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Rachel: (worried) What, is everything ok?
Rachel: Nooooo, why?
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Rachel: (pretending to be offended) What, hey!
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her...
Rachel: You know? Forget it!
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Rachel: Yeah, sure!
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Rachel: (nearly whispering) Ok, let's not make a big thing about this!
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Rachel: Only like a month!
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Rachel: Shoot!
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Rachel: (puzzled) Who...?
Rachel: Oh yes, of course, I remember him!
Rachel: Yeah, he did! (smiling) Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Rachel: But can it... just... happen a little bit?
Rachel: But why, why not?
Rachel: But that wasn't gonna stop you before!
Rachel: (regretful) I'm sorry, too! (they look at each other sadly, then she recollects, and puts her hands over her eyes) OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Rachel: Ok!
(They shake hands, he walks out and shuts the door, then seems to change his mind, moves to open the door, than changes his mind again and leans over the door. Just then, Rachel opens the door)
Rachel: Ok, I...
Rachel: AAAHHHH!
Rachel: What?
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Rachel: How-how did you lose your job here?
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry. (Gets up and moves.)
Rachel: (imitating the receptionist's tone) through the glass doors.
Phoebe (to Joey): Well, our plan is working. Rachel is having a miserable time, and Ross is just stood up somewhere at a restaurant all alone.
[Scene, Phoebe and Rachels, theyre sitting together on the couch.]
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Rachel: And-and what else?
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
Rachel: And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.
Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)
Rachel: Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Rachel: Very good.
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Rachel: (To Dina) Now! Give him the sandwich! Give him the sandwich! (She quickly sets the sandwich in front of him.)
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Apartment pants?
Rachel: Jill?
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Whats up?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What line?
Rachel: Oh there is no way.
Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Rachel: It's a, it's a cat!
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)
Rachel: Yeah but, hes not your type.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Well yeah
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Oh so-so not really never.
Rachel: Well, I-I dont like it.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Rachel: Its kinda slutty.
Rachel: Rachel.
Rachel: No, we kinda broke up instead.
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Rachel: Oh, this is just terrible.
Rachel: Oh yes, its me! Sorry!
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Rachel: Hey, this is hollow.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)
Rachel: Thank you. I yeah.
Rachel: Ross thanks.
Rachel: Yeah-eah-ha!
Rachel: Yeah do it now, call right now.
[Scene: Rachels Room, she is taking the ring out of Rosss jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]
Rachel: Thats a good story, Grandpa.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
(Rachel get suspicious)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?!
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: Ugh, she is a slut!
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck.]
Rachel: No.
Rachel: I - I have to get on the plane.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.
Rachel: Absolutely not.
Rachel: Probably just the first half.
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Rachel: What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?
Joey: (contemplates for a few moments what Rachel just said) NAH! I don't have another level!!
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Rachel: Oh-okay, but Pheebs?
Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it? (Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Rachel: Hey. (they all walk away from Chandler)
Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.
Monica: Listen Rachel, I feel really bad aboutWhat are you doing? (She sees that Rachel is unpacking.)
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")