words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is on the phone.]
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?
RACHEL: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
RACHEL: What? [in surprise she forgets she has the pigeon in the pot and lets it get away]
RACHEL: What!
RACHEL: Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
RACHEL: [to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
[Scene: Central Perk close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is cleaning tables.]
RACHEL: Bye-bye Julie. [Julie leaves]
[Rachel is still cleaning, Ross is laying on the couch. Ross kicks Rachel in the butt.]
RACHEL: Hey.
RACHEL: Hey, c'mon, cut it out.
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Sure.
RACHEL: What? C'mon, talk to me.
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
RACHEL: Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?
RACHEL: No, no no no, don't need to know the details.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
RACHEL: I think it's sexy.
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
RACHEL: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
RACHEL: I'd wait.
RACHEL: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. . . then I'd wait some more.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
RACHEL: More than jewelry. [Rachel struts off, extremely pleased with herself]
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
ROSS: [pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
RACHEL: What did, what did he say?
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
RACHEL: No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.
RACHEL: OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?
RACHEL: Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
RACHEL: Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
RACHEL: Oh, well, are hey, are you nervous?
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
RACHEL: Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.
RACHEL: Maybe you should put it off.
RACHEL: I know, yeah, sorry.
RACHEL: Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like that.
RACHEL: Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd want you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really good kiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from my face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing is about to happen.
RACHEL: And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you so that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. And, um, it would get kind of sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening.
RACHEL: Ohh, God.
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
(Rachel goes to the fridge, opens it, and blows on the whistle Monica gave her at the store, which causes Phoebe and Monica to turn around and look at her.)
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
(Rachel, Joey and Chandler pat him on his shoulders and walk off, together with Monica)
Rachel: Anymore!!
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Rachel: Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!
Rachel: Oh my God! Joey!
RACHEL: Then what's gonna happen?
Rachel: Ugh!
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Rachel: Oh, was it awful?
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Rachel: Lets roll!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Rachel: Well
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no
Rachel: Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Rachel: Oh God, oh God, its sowed on though.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel and Monica: Hi!
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Drums?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
Rachel: (stopping at Phoebes entrance) Ha!
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel and Joey: Tequila!!
Joey: Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
Rachel: Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Rachel: We did!
Rachel: Oh, I would love to!
Rachel: Where did you get that?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Rachel: Oh wow! Look at this place!
Rachel: See?
Rachel: (yelling from another room) Oh my God!
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Rachel: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: I got it!
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Rachel: Its back in cage!
Rachel: Why, why not?
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Rachel: Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Okay.
Rachel: Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Rachel: Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe shell be gone for months.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!