words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Rosss. Shes standing in the kitchen.]
Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?
Rachel: And?
Rachel: Look at that!
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Oh my God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: No-no, I bought those.
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
Rachel: Well, who wouldnt?!
Rachel: And Mrs.?!
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Rachel: Yeah honey you dont believe her do you?
Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into "
Rachel: Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?
Rachel: Some uh, some visual aides.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, youre still alive! How are you doing?
Rachel: Pheebs, what-what are you doing?
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
(Phoebe goes and lies down as Rachel opens the drawer Monica hid the candlesticks in and as Monica walks out of her room.)
Rachel: Monica!
Monica: Hmm? (Rachel holds up the candlesticks.)
Rachel: Did-did you take these back?
Rachel: Oh yeah, theyre really great! Arent they?
Rachel: Yeah. (Monica walks away) Nice try! (Rachel puts them in a box.)
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]
Rachel: Well, were a little early, the lecture doesnt end for 15 minutes.
Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! Theres some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Rachel: Yeah, and not a very good one.
(They turn back to Rachel and Professor Rathman.)
Rachel: (in an Indian accent) Yes, yes, Bombay is bery, bery nice time of year.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks.]
Rachel: No! They are mine!
Rachel: You stole them from me!!
Rachel: Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.
Rachel: Well
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean theyre probably not even listening!
Rachel: Of course theyre listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
Rachel: Really? Really?!
Rachel: Okay! (Picks up the phone and starts dialing.) (In an Irish accent) "Hello Ross, this is Dr. McNeeley from the Fake Accent University, wed like you to come on board with us full time! (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Really?! How do you know?
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels apartment, Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings.]
Rachel: (answering it) Hello?
Rachel: Uh no, hes not. Can I take a message?
Rachel: Ross got married againNooooooo!!!!!!!!!
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Rachel: Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!
Ross: (in the accent again) Well, hello Rachel!
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Rachel: Well, screw charity work. What've you got?
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Ross: You let Rachel come back, and it’s done.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.
Rachel: Hi.
Mr Campbell: Rachel?
Rachel: No, I’m still going.
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Rachel: Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!
Rachel: Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.
Rachel: (looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've always been jealous of my hair.
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Rachel: He offered me one.
Rachel: Is the window open? Because if there�s a window open, a bird could fly in there.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Rachel: Well, I took it.
Rachel: Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
Rachel: You really think so?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.
Rachel: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.
Rachel: Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!
Rachel: Oh, that sounds good!
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
Rachel: Heey man, I work out.
Rachel: It's all done!
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]
Rachel: It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good.
(Rachel enters the room)
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Rachel: You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
Phoebe (to Rachel): You doing ok?
Rachel: Well, I've been better.
Rachel: I'm gonna miss you so much.
Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.
Rachel: Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!
Rachel: I love you Phoebe.
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
(Phoebe and Rachel enter the living room.)
Rachel: Ok. Monica?
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Rachel: Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.
Rachel: (says something that cannot be understood)
Rachel: Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
Rachel: Okay. Oh...
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Well-well a little blind sided but yknow good.
Rachel: Oh honey...
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Chandler and Rachel.]
Rachel: Oh... (holding Ross's shoulder) Well...
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Rachel: Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ross...
[Scene: A Street, Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel.]
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: WHAT?
(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Monica: Sorry! I'm justI'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!
Rachel: Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
Rachel: It really was. You've learned some new moves!
(He walks over and kisses her. They pull back, Rachel looks at him, and they kiss again.)
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
Ross: Is Rachel here?
Joey: Oh my God. You and Rachel?
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
Rachel: Morning!
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Rachel: Good. You?
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: You too. Last night was just wonderful.
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
Rachel: I think I'm gonna take off. (pats Ross on his back, but he looks very surprised)