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[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.]
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get back to work.
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Rachel: I am not gonna get fired, because Im not gonna act on it.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: Oh, well drop and give me ten more!
Rachel: Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
(He gets up to make the copies leaving Rachel alone with his stuff. She notices his sweater in his backpack and holds it up to her nose as Melissa, a coworker, walks up.)
Melissa: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack.)
Rachel: No. Why?
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Rachel: Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This aint a locker room, okay? But, yknow I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight.
Rachel: Oh yeah. All right, back to work.
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm here. (Hands him one.)
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Yeah!
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Rachel: Ohh thats nice.
Rachel: Wo-women? You mean like old women?
Rachel: (Pause) Oh.
Rachel: Thats great! Wow man, so Joey mustve really taught you some stuff huh?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Rachel: Yknow, all the women.
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Rachel: All right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this, dating tons of women thing is!
Rachel: I just dont want him to meet anybody until I am over my crushAnd I will get over it. Its-its not like I love him, its just physical! ButI mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Joey nods his head questioningly and Rachel nods no.)
Rachel: (To Joey) So, will you talk to him?
Rachel: Oh, come on! Ill give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts.
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
Rachel: Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, yknow?
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Sp-spoil?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Well, I-Im startin too.
Rachel: Yes! Hell yes!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Id love to!
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Rachel: Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Rachel: Thats great!
Rachel: Ohhhh!
Rachel: No I wasnt! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Rachel and Monica: Oh God, neither!
Phoebe: Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Rachel: Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Rachel: Ugh
Rachel: Monica.
Rachel: Surprise
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Rachel: All right? (He sets the award down.) Thank you.
Rachel: Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! (She grabs their cigarettes and lighters and throws them in the trash.)
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
Rachel: Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: (tossing things in the fire) Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.
Rachel: Shut up.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Oh please
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: Oh tomorrow, oh I dont know. Um
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Rachel: Hey!
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Rachel: Stop picturing it!!
Rachel: That is not a problem.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Rachel is there as Joey gets up and starts putting on his coat.]
Rachel: Some of them.
Rachel: Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Rachel: It-it did!
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Rachel: Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, thats great!
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos.]
Rachel: Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)
Rachel: But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.
(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Rachel: No!!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Rachel: (moving away) Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Rachel: Im sorry!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Rachel: And?
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Rachel: I dont want to say.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Rachel: Monica what?
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
(Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it)
Rachel: (uncovers the dog) Hi!
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Rachel: (coolly) Hey Jess.
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put.]
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering....
Rachel: (seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!