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Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she wont be able to fit into it.
Rachel: Ahh!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)
Rachel: And you are a very funny clown. (Gives him candy.)
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)
Rachel: (To Monica) Oh, you did this to him?
Rachel: Oh! (Opens the door to reveal a ballerina) Well youre just the prettiest ballerina Ive ever seen.
Rachel: Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.
Rachel: Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.
Ballerina: I love you! (Hugs Rachel.)
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Rachel: Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.
Rachel: Hey.
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
(Theres a knock on the door and Rachel opens it to a little girl.)
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Rachel: Okay, whats your name?
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna write this out to cash.
Rachel: Hey Mona!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Rachel: Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
Rachel: Gotta go! (Opens the door to a boy in a cape.) Hi! Wow! There you go! (Hands him some candy.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Rachel: Well, that-thats not your choice. Happy Halloween!
Rachel: Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
Rachel: You shut up!
Rachel: Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Rachel: No! Wait no! Shut upI mean dont cry! Let me get my checkbook! (Grabs her checkbook and runs after him.)
[Time Lapse: Rachel is returning from chasing down the boy in the cape.]
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Rachel: No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. Oh, I am just awful with children!
Rachel: Really? You think thats all it is?
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Chandler: Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel.
Rachel: Oh, I mean shes gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Yknow? Then shell have to come back here and live all alone.
(Ross dives over the couch, Rachel goes the other way, and lands up top of him.)
Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)
Rachel: No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Rachel: Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)
Rachel: And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: (Into microphone) Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Rachel: My God!
Rachel: So whats the final head count on my baby shower?
Rachel: I dont know.
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Rachel: Come feel this! Come feel my belly!
(He looks at Rachel and winks, she gives him the thumbs-up sign.)
(They want to kiss, but just before their lips touch, Rachel pulls back quickly, gasping)
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green.]
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Everybody down! Everybody down! (Rachel turns off the lights and everyone crouches. As everyone crouches, a ripping noise erupts from the assemblage.)
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Yes. Yes I do.
Mrs. Green: Oh Rachel!
Rachel: Wh-wh-what? What?
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it, ahh .
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Rachel: Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
Rachel: Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Rachel: Wow!
(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her.)
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
Monica: Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart.
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
<Rachel grabs Ross' hand for support and starts to cry a little>
Rachel: Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her.)
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Rachel: Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. (Gets up.)
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
Rachel opens their door: Hi.
(Rachel joins Monica who is in the kitchen area, opening the wine bottle. Rachel checks that the doctors aren't listening, then lowers her voice anyway.)
Rachel: ...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.
Mrs. Green: Well Rachel needs help with the baby.
Rachel: I hope youre going somewhere with this.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Thank you. (Hugs him.)
Ross: Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up.)
(Rachel looks bored. At this point, Rossa figment of Rachel's imagination shows up on the balcony and starts talking to her.)
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Rachel: A card! A card! I pick a card!
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Rachel: Okay. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! (Rachel jumps when the woman starts screaming) Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Rachel: I didnt write it.
Rachel: Ross!
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]
Rachel: I am freaking out!
Rachel: That is seven days!
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Rachel: Im serious.
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh, wait Ross! Im sorry, one more thing!
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?
Rachel: But yknow umm, Rachel doesnt rhyme with draddle.
Rachel: So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
(Rachel holds her hand in order to support her head. Mr Zellner obviously overheard the conversation.)
Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, hes gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.