words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
(Chandler is getting ready to kick off, Ross is holding the ball between his foot and finger.)
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play.]
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]
Joey: Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. (To Rachel) Ready? One, two, three, four...
Monica: Am I on fire today or what?! Those birds are browned, basted, and ready to be carved!
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set?
Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Monica is entering from the bedroom.]
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Monica: All right, you ready?
Chandler (nearly weeping): I was not ready for this today!
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Ross: (entering) How we doing, you guys ready?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]
Monica: Okay. Okay, Im ready. Come on big fella!
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Jill: Ready? (she swings the pen around her head in a circle)
Carol: Anytime you're ready.
The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey.
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Chandler: What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?
Joey: Yeah, I'm ready.
Joshua: My marriage like just ended, and Im really not ready to get into anything yet.
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
MNCA: Hi. I'll be ready in just a second.
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
WAITER: Are we ready to order?
ROSS: Geez! Are you ready?
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
Monica: Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
Joey: Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesnt, and the dog goes running off.) Well, youre cute, but youre not too smart!
RACH: Um, Russ, you ready?
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]
(Joey picks up a hammer and a crowbar and gets ready to destroy the table.)
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Donny: Well, welcome to the Winner Circle. Joey and Gene, you guys ready?
Mr. Heckles: I wasn't ready for it.
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)
MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her first day.]
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Joey: All right, youre probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I would bow out.
[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]
Director: (on phone)...Dammit, hire the girl! (He hangs up the phone.) Okay, everybody ready?
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
PRODUCER: OK Phoebe, you ready to try one?
Joey: (entering from his room) All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?
Monica: (interrupting her) Okay, now Thanksgiving's over, let's get ready for Christmas. Who wants to go get a Christmas tree?!
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
Ross: Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
Phoebe: All right all ready.
Monica: She has to know that your not ready.
Ross: No! Come on letsOne more time! One final push! Ready? 1 2 3! (Rachel pushes so hard her head snaps up head-butting Ross and knocking him down.)
Chandler: Yes, yes, its just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross.
RACHEL: You are ready to make a commitment!
Monica: Hey guys! Dinner's ready!
Ross: Hop in. (Phoebe hops in.) Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life.
Chandler: Y'know what, it doesnt matter, cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital.]
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Rachel: Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew! (Pause) That isthats greatthat is really great-great news. (Pause) Yknow cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. Whew. Wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. (Starts to cry.) God.
Ross: All right Pheebs, your cabs ready.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, and Ryan are there. Ryan is in uniform, getting ready to leave.]
The Director: You ready to go?
Ross: Thanks. You ready to go?
Rachel: But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Mr. Geller: (going downstairs) Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shiningOh no. (Chip has shown up and the four are leaving.)
Joey: Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet!
Phoebe: (She pauses to ready herself, and removes the tissue.) Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!
Chip: So ah, Monica ready yet?