words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Phoebe: Our apartment is ready.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Man: Ready to go?
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready?
Tag: Im ready for more.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Monica: They wont be ready for weeks.
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Rachel: Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
Phoebe: OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin!
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Chandler: All right, ready?
Ross: Its okay, Im ready.
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
(They all agree and start to go and get ready.)
[Scene: Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Chandler: The door hasnt been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?!
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover the stain) Okay, I'm ready.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Phoebe: No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Mike: You ready to go?
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Chandler: Hey! Ready to go?
Ross: Okay, you ready?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Monica: Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready...
Director: Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!
Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go?
Chandler: Young! Youre a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybodys ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!
Joey: (to Charlie) You're ready?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!
Mike: You're ready to play?
Joey: All right, watch me! (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Ready?
Ross: You guys ready to go?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave.]
Joey: Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!
Phoebe: Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
Ross (to Emma): Ready sweety?
Mike: Ready?
Rachel: No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Chandler: No! No! I dont want him to know were yet! Im not sure Im ready for that. And besides hes not gonna be too happy to see me either.
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Phoebe: All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.
Roy: Okay, all right... Get ready ladies!
Joey: See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson.
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Chandler: Ready?
Joshua: All those things I said about not being ready
Donny: You crossed the line. Joey, describe for Gene these things that have lines. Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready, go!