words in movies
[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]
Monica: (interrupting her) Okay, now Thanksgiving's over, let's get ready for Christmas. Who wants to go get a Christmas tree?!
BIG BULLY: Ok, nothing from the neck up. [everyone gets ready for the fight] Or the waist down. Dana's ovulating.
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
The Director: Hey Joey, were ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this is Alex hes going to be playing your son.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
CHANDLER: Yup, get ready for the gelatenous fun.
Joey: Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Joey: So, are you ready to go?
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Chandler: You ready?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
Rachel: Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?
Joey: Hey! You ready to go?
CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
Ross: All right, ready?
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Ursula: Okay, I know that I went to that all ready.
Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Monica: Ready?
Chandler: Ready!
Monica: Ready!
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Joey: Okay, get ready to owe me!
[Scene: Recording studio. Phoebe is getting ready to record Smelly Cat.]
Joey: Okay, here we go. Ready?
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Phoebe: Ready?
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Casting Director #1: Whenever youre ready.
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Ross: Slides are almost ready.
Chandler: Okay, you ready for the last picture?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Phoebe: Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Monica: The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
[Scene, The Park: Phoebe and Rachel are getting ready to go running]
Phoebe: Okay. (She goes to get ready.)
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Phoebe: But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Our apartment is ready.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Man: Ready to go?
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Monica: They wont be ready for weeks.
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Tag: Im ready for more.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]