words in movies
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
MONICA: No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]
Phoebe: Op, the ruined quiches are ready.
Matire'd: (to Richard) Youre tables ready sir.
[Scene: later the bridesmaids and ushers are getting ready to start, Ross is looking for Rachel]
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Joey: Oh great. (Starts to go in.) (To Chandler) Hey! Go take off those pants, they look ready!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
(They both stare each other down as we hear Lets get ready to r-r-r-rum-ble!!!)
Phoebe: (To Chandler) You're kinda stepping on the song. (She gets ready to play but is stopped by )
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Ross: The test is ready.
Monica: Ready? (They grab a hold of each other's necks.) Wrestle! (They start wrestling.)
Ross: Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Chandler: Okay. (pause) And get ready to taste my very special cranberries. Or should I say... chanberries!
Joey: Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesnt remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, Im ready to go back up on the wall Im the star of a new TV show.
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling. Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent.]
Chandler: Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained (bitter woman's tone) not to listen! (pause) But after chapter 16: "fat, single and ready to mingle", I was uplifted.
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
(Monica grabs the hammer and the crowbar and gets ready to bust it open.)
Chandler: (entering) You guys ready fore the movies?
Hombre Man: Ready.
[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matired.]
Monica: Well maybe Im ready now. I mean, its a little scary, but maybe its right.
Ross: Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and youll be fine. Okay? Here we go. Ready Set
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.]
Joey: (to the waiter) Hey! Are those crab cakes? (The waiter nods) Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Donny: Okay. Give me sixty seconds on the clock please... Ready, GO! (runs off)
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Monica: Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!
Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
[Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play.]
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
Monica: Am I on fire today or what?! Those birds are browned, basted, and ready to be carved!
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
(Chandler is getting ready to kick off, Ross is holding the ball between his foot and finger.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]
Joey: Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. (To Rachel) Ready? One, two, three, four...
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set?
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Joey: Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Monica is entering from the bedroom.]
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Monica: All right, you ready?
Chandler (nearly weeping): I was not ready for this today!
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Ross: (entering) How we doing, you guys ready?
[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Monica: Okay. Okay, Im ready. Come on big fella!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Jill: Ready? (she swings the pen around her head in a circle)
Carol: Anytime you're ready.
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
The Casting Director: Any time you're ready, Joey.
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
MNCA: Hi. I'll be ready in just a second.
Chandler: What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Joshua: My marriage like just ended, and Im really not ready to get into anything yet.
Joey: Yeah, I'm ready.
ROSS: Geez! Are you ready?
WAITER: Are we ready to order?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Monica: Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
Joey: Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesnt, and the dog goes running off.) Well, youre cute, but youre not too smart!
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
RACH: Um, Russ, you ready?
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]
(Joey picks up a hammer and a crowbar and gets ready to destroy the table.)
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Donny: Well, welcome to the Winner Circle. Joey and Gene, you guys ready?
Mr. Heckles: I wasn't ready for it.
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)
Joey: (entering from his room) All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her first day.]
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
PRODUCER: OK Phoebe, you ready to try one?