words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
Tim: She-she wasnt ready for a serious commitment.
Monica: All right everybody, this turkey is ready!
[Scene: Recording studio. Phoebe is getting ready to record Smelly Cat.]
Joey: Okay, get ready to owe me!
Joey: Okay, here we go. Ready?
Phoebe: Ready?
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Casting Director #1: Whenever youre ready.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]
Ross: Slides are almost ready.
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Chandler: Okay, you ready for the last picture?
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Phoebe: Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?
Monica: The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
[Scene, The Park: Phoebe and Rachel are getting ready to go running]
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Phoebe: Okay. (She goes to get ready.)
Phoebe: But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Phoebe: Our apartment is ready.
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Man: Ready to go?
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Tag: Im ready for more.
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready?
Monica: They wont be ready for weeks.
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Rachel: Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Phoebe: OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Ross: Its okay, Im ready.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Chandler: All right, ready?
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin!
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
(They all agree and start to go and get ready.)
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Chandler: The door hasnt been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?!
[Scene: Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover the stain) Okay, I'm ready.
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
Mike: You ready to go?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]