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[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, scene continued from before the break.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Health Inspector: Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I'd have a tough time making a living.
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Monica: Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
Monica: Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Monica: I used to love to play restaurant.
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
[Scene: The restaurant, continued from earlier.]
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Monica: Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
[Scene: Restaurant]
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
[Scene: Restaurant]
Chandler: Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
[Scene: The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey.]
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, shes cooking as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
(Rachel is still at the restaurant, but Steve is gone.)
[Scene: Restaurant, still just the not-couple.]
Monica: Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Chandler: Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
[Scene: Outside the restaurant]
[Scene: Monica's restaurant]
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
[Time lapse: Phoebe in front of restaurant again]
[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]
Chandler: I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Phoebe: Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.]
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]
[Scene: The restaurant. Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six.]
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]
[Scene: The restaurant. Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table]
Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
[Scene: Rifts Restaurant, as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler is having dinner with Dana.]
[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful.]
[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]
Rachel: Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.
Janice: How are you Ms. Hot Shot chef with the big fancy restaurant with the best chicken ever! (Does the laugh.)
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
[Scene: A restaurant. Fun Bobby and Monica are ordering.]
Monica: Oh my god. Today's the sixth?! I may be done ovulating! I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.
Burt: (exiting from a restaurant) Dr. Geller!
Chandler: Oh, uh.. I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.. y'know? I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours.
Rachel: And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
Monica: Im-Im sorry, its just that umm Well I-I cook at this restaurant, Alessandros, and umm I just got a really bad review