words in movies
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]
Chandler: I like it in the stern. (Realizes what he just said.) of the boat. (The phone rings, and he answers it.) (on phone) Hello.
(Rachel lets her anger show too. Hideously embarrassed, the doctors drain their glasses in the vicious pause which follows. The telephone rings, but the girls just glower at each other, silently daring the other to move first. Finally both guys jump up, and Michael wins.)
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings.]
(phone rings)
(phone rings)
(Ross exits, a phone rings, and Chandler dives for his phone.)
(phone rings)
(phone rings)
(The phone rings yet again.)
[A phone rings.]
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(The phone rings again.)
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
Chandler: Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store weve been too and I cant find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) Its a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away slowly.)
(Chandler dials his own phone and it rings.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Joey: Oh my God. (Still in shock when his mobile rings, he picks it up) Hello?
(The phone rings.)
[Joey's apartment, phone rings]
(The phone rings.)
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels apartment, Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings.]
Phoebe: No! (Rosss phone rings.)
(The phone rings.)
[Scene: The Telethon, Joey's phone rings and he answers it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(Ross's phone rings and he answers it.)
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
(The phone rings.)
Jill: Oh great! (Goes to get it as the phone rings.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebes cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]
Rachel: Ohh please don't be from a real dinosaur! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! (She picks up the 2 pieces and looks at the stand.) Made in Mexico! Yes!! Ugh, who would buy this?! (Looks for a place to hide it and finds a wall sconce and drops the pieces into it and heads into the kitchen as the phone rings.)
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
(The cute guys phone rings.)
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
[Scene: Mike's parents building. Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe. She walks to the door and rings the doorbell.]
Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didnt you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Ross: Rings?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings.]
(Doorbell rings)
Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)
Rachel: Hide my rings.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
(Phone rings; Monica gets it)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Phoebe answers it.]
(Joeys cell phone rings and he answers it.)
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
(Phone rings.� Chandler answers using the speaker phone.)
(Chandler's cell phone rings.� He looks at it.)
(Phone rings.)
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
Chandler: Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing.
(Chandler hangs up and calls Monica who is reading a book on their sofa as the phone rings.)
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up]
(phone rings)
(phone rings)
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
(Phone rings, Chandler picks up)
(Her cell phone rings.)
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
(She lets go of the steering wheel to get her cell-phone from her purse. Ross screams and reaches over in order to hold onto the wheel. Cut to the plane. Rachel is sitting in her seat when her cell-phone rings.)
(The phone rings, Joey picks up)
(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
(The phone rings, Ross picks up)
[Scene: Mike's apartment. His phone rings and he picks up]
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?
(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)
Joey: Aw crap! Okayuh uh lets-lets do the rings.
Ross: (They kiss and the phone rings and machine picks it up, its Ross putting on an accent pretending to be Vicrum) This is Vicrum.
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store. Shes got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr. T to shame on.]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
PHOEBE: Great, I'm seeing water rings again.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]