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[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, whos in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachels hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen.]
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
Phoebe: Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
[Scene: An Empty Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff.]
[Scene: Another Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter and start making out.]
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons.]
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap.]
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room.]
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
[Scene: The delivery room, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Rachels old room, Ross and Joey enter.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.]
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room.]
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
[Scene: Rosss Hotel Room, he is letting Chandler in.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica (formerly known as Rachels Room) to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
(Rachel enters from her new room.)
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
(Rachel waves her hands in disgust and starts to head for her room.)
[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Cecilia: So, the essence of the character is rooted in her confidence. So, when Jessica enters a room for instance, she owns everything and every person in that room. (Joey is nodding.) You try.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Joey: Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!
(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)
[Scene: In the living room at the funeral]
<Ross goes into Rachel's room>
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
Phoebe: I am soo dead. (goes to Monicas room)
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.]
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)
Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)
Rachel: Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Waiter: Well, I hope, you got some room left.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)
Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
CHANDLER: All right.� Well, I'll check the guest room.
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
[Scene: Back in the conference room in Tulsa.]
Joey: Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him.)
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
Phoebe: Get a room!
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)