words in movies
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
(Phoebe goes and lies down as Rachel opens the drawer Monica hid the candlesticks in and as Monica walks out of her room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there. Monica is entering from her room.]
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
Rachel: Okay. (They go into the living room.)
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
Monica: Ours is so much better! This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave! What a hole!
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Chandler: Goodnight. (Goes to his room.)
(There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and Joey wakes up, terrified. He pulls his blanket higher. The doorknob is turning.)
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
Rachel: Okay, whos next?! (She looks around the room, and stops when she comes to Ross.)
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
Joey: I call Monicas room!
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Joey: Right!(he starts to ape her)"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)
Joey: Get back in there! (Rachel re-enters her room and closes the door.)
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Phoebe: You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.
Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)
(Chandler grunts and turns around, sees that hes in sight of the room, and mouths damn!)
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
Joshua: (coming in from a changing room) Okay!
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)
Ross: Why not? Its built into the price of the room.
[Scene: Elizabeths Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]
Phoebe: Like shes really mean, and shes over critical, and-andNo! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!
Joey: Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, Im sight of the room and I called it.
Rachel: Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi!
(She starts to walk very slowly toward the front of the room. The teacher grabs her hand and pulls her. Suddenly a woman bursts in)
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Dont go in there! Dont go in there! I need another soda!
Rachel: Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I dont wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! (starts to cry)
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
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Monica: Hes in a different room! Hes really that loud?
Joey: Shes right in there. (motions to the living room)
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Chandler: Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.
Chandler: (To Monica) Hey, listen, why dont we go change in my room?
Joey: Ohh!! (Runs to his room.)
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Receptionist: Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.
Receptionist: Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.
Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
Monica: Its coming from the living room.
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
[Scene: The hotel, Rosss room, Emily is entering.]
[Scene: The waiting room, Monica and Joey are sitting there.]
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Frank are there.]
Monica: I know! Now look, theres only one problem though. Theres only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joeys.
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. (He goes to her room.)
(He throws his piece back in the box, runs into the living room, looks for a place to hide the pizza, finds one, slides the box under the couch, sits down on the table, and tries to quickly chew the food in his mouth.)
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
[Cut to the living room.]
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
Joey: I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
(Monica runs into the living room, and starts dialing the phone)
[Cut to Living Room]
CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Joey: (in a sexy voice) Yep! There's always room for Jell-O
(They go back into the living room)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]
Monica: Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
JOEY: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?
Chandler: Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room!
Chandler: But, I never left the room!
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room, or?
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
(They all agree and head to Monica's room.)
[Scene: Rachels Room, she is taking the ring out of Rosss jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]
Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
(Both Rachel and Monica walk into their bedrooms, stop, and come back into the living room with confused looks on their faces.)
Steve: (from the living room) Is it dry in here? (licks his lips)
Chandler: Youre coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) Im Chandler.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress.]
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Ross: What is ah, Rach in her room?