words in movies
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Ross: Food.
Ross: Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.
Rachel: No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!
Ross: I just can’t see Chandler cheating!
Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Ross: No one, I’m just saying if... (Phoebe starts pinching him in his neck)
Ross: (yelling in pain) I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!
Ross: Believe me, if I did see with someone, there’s no way I... (Phoebe starts pinching him again)
Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.
Ross: What's going on?
Ross: Oh my God.
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Ross: (sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
Ross: You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.
Joey: No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! (to Ross) I'm gonna thump you! (points his fist at him)
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
Ross: What?
Ross: You put an offer on a house?
Ross: Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
Ross: That money is mine, Green!
Ross: What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie…
Ross: Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...
Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Ross: Two seconds...
Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.)
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Ross: No, 19.
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Ross: Correct, his profession was?
Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
(Ross stops the clock, signifying the end of the lightning round.)
Ross: Don’t blame the questions!
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Monica: (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Chandler: Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.
Ross: (To Chandler) I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.)
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.
Ross: Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
Ross: Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)
Ross: I love this. (he got a sweater)
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
(they both run off, leaving Ross, Phoebe and Rachel stunned.)
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Ross: What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
ROSS: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
Ross: He’ll be fine.
Ross: 15? (Joey nods again) Your personal best! (Ross takes an Oreo and Joey mumbles, no!)
Ross: Hi.
Ross: Ok.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Ross: ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!
Ross: Wh… wh…what?
Ross: Yeeeah! (They high-five)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Ross: Nooo!
Ross: So, you’re not going to Paris.
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Ross: Close. Ron. (shakes hands)
Rachel: Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!
Ross: (realizing his joke wasn't so good, but still giggling) Look, I took it too far!
Ross: Yes! yes!
Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Ross: Hey!
Ross: What?
Ross: They did?
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Ross: Right!
Ross: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Ross: You're excited, right?
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Ross: Yeah...
Ross: I really do.
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Ross: (after a long pause) You should go.
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Ross: Yeah, yeah, oh! (They hug)
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.
ROSS: Well it's really. . . sexy. I wouldn't have thought it would be but. . . wow.
Ross: (He freaks out and starts jumping around brushing his sweater) WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
Ross: Hey!
(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)
Ross: Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
Monica (to Ross): Okay, well, stop staring at them.
Ross: What are you guys doing?
Joey: Try it, I can't feel a thing! (Ross starts punching him too)
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]
Ross: Yeah? Yeah, where is it?
Ross: (very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...
Ross: Rock on!
Ross: Hey, where's Rach?
Ross: Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.
Ross: Great.
Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Ross: Here she is!
Ross: Yeah?
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
Ross: Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
Ross: Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Hey. What was that all about?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.]
Ross: Are you kidding? Oh my God...
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Ross: I don't think so.
Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Ross: Okay, here we go...
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Ross: Yeah...
Ross: Huh?
Ross: Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.
(She leaves the apartment and they all stare at Ross)
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Ross: No, I don't think so.
Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Rachel: Ross...
Ross: THE HELL I DO!
Ross: I don't get a goodbye?
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Monica: I hope Ross isn't too upset.
Ross: That's what it seemed like.
Ross: Fine, then why didn't you say something?
Ross: Rach!
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
Ross: You keep, you keep... You can't...
Ross: Rach!
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Who's laughing now?
Ross: Oh. This was amazing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee.]
(Ross enters.)
Ross: What?
Ross: Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.
Ross: Is Rachel here?