words in movies
ROSS: Hey you guys.
ROSS: Uh, sweetie we've gotta go.
ROSS: No?
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
ROSS: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?
ROSS: You, you know I, I don't, have a- have a problem with that.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey and Ross enter.]
ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
ROSS: What, what's that?
ROSS: Open it, open in.
ROSS: Woah.
ROSS: Uh Joey, that's just the minumum amount due, that's your total due.
ROSS: What, woah, woah, $3500 at porcelain safari?
ROSS: Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.
ROSS: That audition.
ROSS: Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
ROSS: Toilet paper?
ROSS: Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
ROSS: I am your friend.
ROSS: But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isn't it Chromantic.
JOEY: Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.
ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.
ROSS: Huh, I'm just saying...
ROSS: Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.
ROSS: Ok. I'll see ya later. Just think about it, ok.
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
JOEY: Thanks Ross.
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
ROSS: Great, how did it go?
ROSS: Good for you.
ROSS: You're livin' the dream.
ROSS: All right then.
ROSS: What?
ROSS: [approaching the mover holding the parrot] Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?
ROSS: Dollars? You spent $1200 dollars on a plastic bird?
ROSS: Go ahead, go ahead with the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?
ROSS: Huh.
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
JOEY: Thanks Ross. I really like that bird though...I'll take the dog though.
CHANDLER: Hey look, are we gonna have to bring this out every time Ross comes over?
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Ross: Oh really! Why is that?
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Ross: You sure?
Ross: (pauses) I know.
Ross: Yes! Yes! Yes!! (Everyone stands and claps.)
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Ross: Phoebe! You and I have never played chess!
Ross: That is so unfair!
Ross: Ohh.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: You like it?
Ross: Wha-what?
(Ross enters.)
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Ahh.
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God Ross!!
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
Ross: Phoebe really likes the bike huh?
Ross: Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?
Ross: By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. (She glares at him and he quickly makes his way to Phoebes room.)
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
ROSS: Look, you wanna get off my back?
Ross: No!
Ross: All right. Feel good?
Ross: Thats it, your doing great.
Ross: I swear!
Phoebe: So far, it kinda blows. I dont know, I just thought y'know that hed feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Ross: Need some help?
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Ross: (Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.
Ross: (loosening his tie) Oh, who cares?
Ross: Phoebe.
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
Ross: Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this.
Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross)
Ross: Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Ross: Hey! Whats up?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: Hmm.
Ross: Oh thanks!
Ross: Ohio!! Thank you!
Ross: Im sorry, okay, Im sorry. I wa-I was disgusted with myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.
Ross: Phoebe, you cant massage people in my apartment!
Ross: (disappointed) Yes! Santa's coming!
Ross: I am dressed.
Ross: Its a great class.
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Ross: Unless (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, Im not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!
Ross: (on phone) Hello? Hi.
Ross: Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: I gotta get to work.
Ross: Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!
Ross: No, these are my pants.
MONICA: Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Ross: Yeah!
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Ross: Thank you, but, but you gotta leave.
Ross: Thats right.
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
[Scene: N.Y.Us University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler.]
Ross: Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.
Ross: Bummer.
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
Ross: Well, I thought it first, Holmes.
ROSS: I'm tellin' you. You can't do this.
Ross: Yeah?
Chandler: Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!
Ross: Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: No.
Ross: Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just... (Rachel comes over, Ross lays head on table): Hiiii!
Ross: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
Ross: Yknow, she tried to undress me too.
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.