words in movies
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Chandler: I said, "Like what?"
Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monicas knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)
Joey: Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise.
Joshua: All those things I said about not being ready
Chandler: No, you shNo you said you made that up!!
Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?
Amanda: Oh! Bugger. Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse!
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Ross: Phoebe, you said it was urgent!
Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Chandler: You said no right?!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Chandler: Its a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said Id move to Tulsa, I didnt really know what I was saying.
Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Chandler: Thats what Monica said.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding.
Rachel: You just said it!
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Joey: I said name one!
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Rachel: I know! (Realizes what Phoebe said.) What?!
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Ross: Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Phoebe: I dontshe said yknow that Id have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
Rachel: Wait, I-I just said "leave."
DUNCAN: You always said I'd make it.
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Joey: Well, I-I mightve said supergay.
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!
Courtney: He said true or false!
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
Joey: I said no.
Joey: No, I said fun!
Phoebe: Well Im sorry, I thought you said it was okay.
Monica: What?! You said he was sweet!
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Rachel: Well, she told me. She said shes kinda a loner.
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Monica: No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.
Ross: Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.
Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler.
Monica: You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Chandler: The only way that I said six would be if the sevens, let meet at seven, not at six.
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Rachel: Thats what you just said!
Rachel: You said girl!
Rachel: But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Joey: Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Ross: Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go "ba dum bum chessh"
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Monica: We said at the movies, but
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.