words in movies
Rachel: Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Chandler: You said no right?!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Chandler: Its a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said Id move to Tulsa, I didnt really know what I was saying.
Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Chandler: Thats what Monica said.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding.
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: You just said it!
Joey: I said name one!
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Rachel: I know! (Realizes what Phoebe said.) What?!
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
Ross: Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
Rachel: Wait, I-I just said "leave."
Phoebe: I dontshe said yknow that Id have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
DUNCAN: You always said I'd make it.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Joey: Well, I-I mightve said supergay.
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.
Monica: What?! You said he was sweet!
Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
Courtney: He said true or false!
Joey: I said no.
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.
Ross: You-you just said that you did!
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Joey: No, I said fun!
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)
Phoebe: Well Im sorry, I thought you said it was okay.
Rachel: Well, she told me. She said shes kinda a loner.
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Ross: Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.
Monica: No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage.
Rachel: But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.
Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Chandler: The only way that I said six would be if the sevens, let meet at seven, not at six.
Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Rachel: Thats what you just said!
Rachel: You said girl!
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Monica: You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Joey: Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Ross: Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go "ba dum bum chessh"
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Monica: We said at the movies, but
Joey: You said you didnt want to go.
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Ross: He couldn't even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin... abnormality. And the worst thing is he-he-he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Rachel: Well, I-I said yes.
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Joey: (happily) She said yes.
Phoebe: No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.