words in movies
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Mr. Geller: Ive been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mothers right, I do look like an ass.
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
Monica: You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that, I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. (Rachel throws away that paper) Man, I really bug you, don't I?
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Chanukah. Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross. And plese tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
Rachel: Oh, I think I saw some in here.
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Chandler: Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest.
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Doug: Good God Bing I well I cant say Im altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Phoebe: I saw it.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Joey: Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
Chandler: Yknow, I saw a wine cellar downstairs
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Ross: Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
Rachel: Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage.
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Joey: WhatBut you saw the show!
Ross: Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Joey: The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. (Opens the curtains to reveal a snow storm outside)
Larry: Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I'm shutting this place down!
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Ross: Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs.
Monica: Well, she saw the ring.
Phoebe: (excited)Hey you guys! Ok, you're not going to believe this! I just saw my psychic and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Chandler: I just saw Janice.
The Casting Director: Wait Joey! You didnt need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Joey: Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Ross: Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.
Rachel: Thats it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Joey: Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Ross: I saw you!
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Rachel: Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didnt know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Rachel: Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose.
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
Chandler: Thats funny, I saw no phlegm.
Monica:: I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. angry sharks turn you on!
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Joey: Well, when Jake did it I saw that he was wearing womens underwear!
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
Rachel: I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Joey: Rach, he just saw us.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
Rachel: What...that scene I saw was so good!
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Joey: I saw you.
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Rachel: (to Monica): Thank you. (to Ross): I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you... seven.